real league thats 5+ games, this one it’s 4 minutes and probably $5000

i love colin blackwell

very kind of tage to not go “what the fuck are you talking about” to leah hextall saying he’s spent his whole career in buffalo

if they remake Flatliners again they should call it Vibe Coding

Only thing that woulda made that game better was if I had to drive home from fucking Plano afterwards

just a reminder for all neutrals that if the wild won billy g would let kash patel on the ice and probably let him lift the cup

Where do you go to sign up to sell out and get a shit ton of money for it I think I’m ready. Is there a form or something

I need a new app

A new app is really gonna make things start to happen for me

This new app will unlock my limitless potential

I will make in-app purchases in the new app to become even stronger and even more powerful

messier and pk rambling on for 15 minutes at a time is basically like the ads on the super bowl as far as drawing in casuals

very funny that there’s a commercial for the nhl playoffs where the guy explaining why it’s cool cites the fucking studio show

Excited for the upcoming collaboration between Pfizer's XANAX (alprazolam) and Spree (made by a subsidiary of Ferrero SpA). The combination of anxiety relief and delicious chewy flavor is sure to be a home run with neurotics everywhere.

tried to write this myself so who knows what it actually says

ALF、何はハましたか？　それは話しませんをぅださい。

Watching a stream of ALF dubbed in Japanese and they included the behind the scenes thing where ALF says a lot of slurs? Completely unnecessary, not even canon

Thank you to all the brave Bsky Warriors who will screenshot whatever bullshit some roman statue fascist dweeb is saying on the everything app and posting it here. I’m sure it can’t be pleasant work but by god it’s necessary. I simply must see those posts!!!!

Hey everybody looking forward to reading some great posts today - and maybe even making a few of my own!

When guys are finishing up on the 18th hole in golf tournaments they should show how much each putt is worth. Like the dude playing with Rory made a putt worth like 500k at the end, that’s good TV

“Hey, Jim—go out for a short one!”

“Hey, Jim—go out for a short one!”

if there’s an Ottawa/Buffalo playoff matchup they should bring back OLN or Versus to show it on

way to say totally twice you valley girl bitch

a reliable sign that a sports announcer is dogshit is when they watch a replay that totally contradicts what they just said and totally ignore it

the glazing of the foligno foligno mccarron is going to annoy the shit out of me right up until the stars score about 8 goals on them

The witch stood up.

screenshot from nhl draft grade column on the athletic. heading: Losers subhead: 21. Dallas Stars Pick: 23. Wyatt Johnston My ranking: No. 55 (change: +22)

Monster Energy Churus

i do not get extraction shooters at all. totally beyond me

Oregon Standard Tree license plate displaying the text "HEEP".

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yeah the ratio is pretty good tbh

enjoying the brandon nimmo experience so far

took the JeoparDAY test at 3 am post-ambien, lets see if that works out for me