Juicero, Gritty… they all consume my thoughts

The trick is to never be witty to start with 😎

A photo of a buff snowman from the movie Hot Frosty with the subtitle “mystical chimes tinkling”

Me trying to think up funny posts for Bluesky

I’m so deep in the Lindsay Lohan/Lacey Chabert Netflix Christmas Cinematic Universe, I can’t even see the surface anymore

She’s officially moved to bluesky folks!

I’ll never understand why people say they’re getting their ducks in a row…

Me? I’m getting my quacks in a stack 😎

Excellent profile pic ;)

Coming back to reply three days late is the REAL Bluesky experience 🤗

But does the Barbie movie have a sub plot about the grey-import knock off doll called something like Bimbie who wore an ill-stitched holographic polyester dress over her mildly translucent plastic legs? Because if not, it is not the Barbie movie of MY suburban ‘90s Australian upbringing

Omg it was immediately so iconic. Love love love

Have gathered up my bad jokes in a spotty handkerchief, tied them to my hot take bindle and hitched a ride in the old-timey train carriage that is Bluesky. Goodbye Twitter dust bowl. Hello new friends. I look forward to trading stories with you while some toothless guy in the corner plays jaw harp