I told this app that I like "video games" and it heard "console games" and I, personally, feel like that is a pretty big failure in its part...

My fantasy football season has been absolutely phenomenal this year. I attribute it to mostly luck, with maybe 15% effort. I also feel guilty about how little joy I feel about it. I know a lot of dudes that would be on Cloud Nine with all the points I score but, for me, it's just a quirky blip.

I'm going back to TikTok now. See ya.

Yeah, that was an ok movie. I probably would have been better off with a Hallmark Christmas movie but it wasn't the worst. 8/10 would recommend.

Also, no fucking way that Pitt gets top billing over Hopkins. Hopkins' performance was masterful. Pitt barely reached the minimums for his character. That's some bullshit right there...

Yeah, credits. It's done. See I wish they would give you some aftermath and wrap up some loose ends. But they tell the story and bail...typical film school crap.

wow...that was a quick 45 minutes. But I guess that's it?

yeah, Susan figured it out. She's a doctor, she's smart...they just didn't harp on that. She knew...

I was right. Which means, it must have been obvious.

"Well, that's life. What can I tell you?"

"These things have a way of working out..." I know what he's planning...I think I do...

Susan knows, doesn't she. I think she figured it out.

Can't a brother get a peanut butter for the road?

I'm not crying... YOu're crying...

One more speech. *tear*

Death and Taxes! HAHAHAHA!

Nice, Joe. The IRS!

65 year old Bill had something to tell infinity old Joe. Ironic but touching...

Why am I reminded of Bella and Edward in the woods? "You're...You're...You're Joe."

Conversely, Pitt, at least at this stage, doesn't have the skill to truly convey what Death is going through. Joe Black is a bit more complex a character than he can really do. They should remake this with Pitt in the Bill Parrish role...that'd be something to see.

yeah, Bill, don't take his shit. Fucker.

I don't see how there's a happy ending here...45 minutes remaining...there's a lot of baseball left, though...

OK..this might have been the wrong movie to watch on my Mom's birthday...

Allison is a peach. Good on her...Quince is a lucky man.

Joe's making Bill go to the party because that's worse than hell :)

You better listen to that old lady, Joe. You can't see straight...it be that way with women...

God, this is hard for Bill. I see why they wanted to get Anthony Hopkins. Not sure Michael Keaton could have pulled this off.

Why would the hospital tell Joe when Susan's shift starts? Creepy.

Bill's not scared of him.

All you have to do to fix this, Bill, is just die...