it makes a fantastic multiplayer game (I controlled the controller, she controlled the gdoc)

WAIT

WAIT

EVERYBODY STOP THIS IS IMPORTANT

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT

antipope declared in green bay

*smidge, my autocorrect should really know that one

never heard of them, but I'm a smudge young for those songs

@oliviacirce.bsky.social @brevityofwiit.bsky.social wish I was there!!!!!!!!!

When Dungeons & Dragons completely packs Madison Square Garden!!! 😭❤️‍🔥

I'm spending the rest of the day writing a fanfic about Vine and TikTok boinking each other in every single way.

ok but how am i supposed to fall asleep without watching one or two hundred 20 second videos

TODAY WE ARE CANCELING THE APOCALYPSE!

On this day 12 years ago, @kcg.bsky.social posted the “This is Fine” comic.

Dropout Taskmaster Dream Cast People be like "Brennan as the Taskmaster and BDG as Alex!!"

No...wrong

Katie Marovitch as Taskmaster, Sam as Alex.

what an INSANE time

I'm watching this now and it is BANANAS

Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media? Look, I get it. You thought what you posted was innocuous. Still, did you stop to think about everyone who has ever lived and how it could make the...

"Did you consider the people who don't like chili? The people who are vegetarians? The people without tastebuds? The people who don't know how to turn on stoves? What about all those folks?"

They are only AMVs if they are from the anime region of fandom. Everything else is sparkling vids.
🧐

I'm just saying, there's not a price on my love, but there IS a price on this cheese...

We're going to a hockey game where we have splurged for the club level with free food, and they're doing fireworks on the ice afterwards!

and of course I overshot my bus stop today 😭

Art

should have worn my rainboots today, good lord

wtfffffff

Meme with pictures of Michael Caine from Muppet Christmas Carol and Tim Curry from Muppet Treasure Island with the following description and reply: "The reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet. Discuss." "No need to discuss,your analysis is spot on"

Obligatory: (And as noted, spot on)

I'm home alone for the week and I've run out of youtube content so I think I'm going to watch North and South (the one with Richard Armitage) for the very first time, please sound off if you would like updates

the recipes one is definitely the one I think of every time I see him

I have but it's been a while, clearly I need to watch again 😂

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...

The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.

my brain has decided it's understimulated and therefore it's time to learn the zelda timeline, which is unfortunate because the zelda timeline is a fascinating bit of absolute garbage

The mind truly boggles!