Anyone else pick up on this?

Impressed?

My dog knows I named him Bodhi but I will never know what he calls me… what if he named me Cletus or something?

I’m not genuflecting or nothing but dang. It’s been a minute.

They’re called BADASStronauts. Put some respect that tongue.

You may not be next but that doesn’t mean your name isn’t on the list.

They might have found the real d’Artagnan’s remains under a church altar. Also, I know his character in the book wasn’t an official musketeer til the end but you can still correct me in the comments if you want.

Wait. You guys haven’t been doing this the whole time?

Tell your dog I said hi.

Well played king.

It can’t be a coincidence right?

They old switcheroo… I could be anywhere

My favorite thing about a Caesar salad is that you have to stab it to eat it. Very poetic.

Might as well say “like getting treats from a dogs mouth” for crying out loud.

In today’s news the auto pay from the Martial Arts school’s internet company has been set up.

Can I interest you in a conflict?

I always explain things in ways you can understand.

It’s hard out here for a pimp.

No Huey.
No News.
No Service.

Oops

If the crimes in these files were committed by poor people we wouldn’t be able to escape the perp walks and mug shots.

It’s weird that the world is run by pedophiles and tomorrow is just “Monday”.

Sorry to flex parents. I still love Lou

No spoilers.

Doesn’t it feel that way?

Good job dad.

Sometimes I think that my wife thinks that I can’t fight because my armpits are ticklish. Is that something I need to talk to a therapist about or is the fact that I wonder that healthy enough?

If no one else will say it. I will. Im sick of holding my tongue for your “feelings”

Can we get Bad Bunny to read the Epstein files so that Fox News viewers will finally be mad about them?

Maybe my wife can dress up too and we can be in an “I told you so” style kind of argument.