My credit card: You are buying online Magic the Gathering cards? That doesn't seem like you, decline.
Also my credit card: Oh yeah, you've never bought sound equipment before, but I totally think you're getting a subwoofer from some dude in Arizona.
Ralph Wiggum voice: I achoo, achoo, achoose you.
I was swept away by a Stevenami for a while in my early 20s
Strange times to live in to be an atheist and yet to watch many people become the antichrist simultaneously
@soccurt.bsky.social just made me realize that the Neuralink brain-computer interface will no doubt be rebranded in time as USB X.
screw you age of Aquarius, we're doing Helios
The USB C port (neuralink)
Each time one of the neighbours complains, the apartment should get automatically approved for an additional story.
Don't drink but wouldn't this be like a marketing campaign for bananas that says "the fruit for your mouth hole"
Some people need religion, therapy, or alcohol to cope. Starting to think I'll need all three.
Solar panels everywhere? No, Dyson sphere around the sun.
PT = popcorn time
Not the way you hoover it up
A cover of Newsweek Magazine from July 17, 1995. The main headline says "Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges." Behind the headline are two men and one woman, who I read as having X-files vibes for some reason. Other headlines include "Inside the White House: The Night Vince Foster Died" and "Cappuccino Vs. Cowboys: The New War for the West."
Yes, but this was possible only because Newsweek invented bisexuality in 1995.
Tech CEOs suggest AI job losses could be offset by Universal Basic Income, which they will violently oppose
thebeaverton.com/2025/11/tech...
Hate this for you. Sold stuff on Kijiji once... NEVER AGAIN
It's the scene from the original NES Legend of Zelda where Link receives his first sword and the old man tells him "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this," but instead of a sword, Link is receiving a giant loaf of bread. The geese probably still won't respect Gorlock if he feeds them, but they'll be less peckish at least.
"Why are all these German minions in Argentina.... OHHHH"
I am going to take a stab at this and say that Marx would be pro washing machine
A canonical essay for the Dr. Hancox-Li/Liberal Currents Gender Reader.
Celene Dion "Je telephone a la police" meme, where she is on a land line, concerned. The lines "porquoi madam?" and "le schnitzel agressif" have been added.
some tech bro hears that people in Mesopotamia "invented zero" but misinterprets
Good morning, garden king
No 100% ethical work, consumption, etc. under capitalism, but you also shouldn't work for the company trying to usher in the Republic of technofascism.
Here comes the schism between those believing in an incremental reduction in stupidity, vs. those who want a revolutionary abolishment of stupidity
That makes sense. Should have listened to the voice warning me that "I think you stating this badly"
Kinda tired of coked-up Silicon Valley losers who haven't read a book in seven years telling me my job is stupid
Why am I just now learning about delicious Canada Dry flavors from Americans