As an Ohio native, Ohio is barely midwest anyways 😂

Ohio?
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a whale in a manger
no krill for a bed

Meanwhile, I woke up at 4am to the cat starting to upchuck right by my head 😂 You win! Great photos!

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

@generalsynic.bsky.social All I can think about when I think about Cleveland youtu.be/oZzgAjjuqZM?... (it's okay, I'm from there, I can make fun of it 😉)

LFG

#uccsynod

The UCC stands shoulder to shoulder. Or in our case, on Pickles’ shoulders. #uccsynod

Wordsmithing by committee can only be improved by wordsmithing by plenary. #uccsynod

If it’s before 9am it’s not a friendly amendment it’s a hostile amendment

#uccsynld

The only thing better than wordsmithing by committee is hearing about wordsmithing by committee.

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Motion to bring back guys marching with trumpets as part of #uccsynod

Pre-Synod band camp 2028??

BECAUSE OF THE PASTRIARCHY

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3 racoons and a Gabe! In a trenchcoat!

Please go to speak out mic 1 if you are telling jokes, and speak out mic 2 if you are memorializing a dead person

#uccsynod

Hmmm that IS sus

And at any given time, one of them doesn't work 🤔

Take your meds!

They already had the shirts made, they COULDN'T be denied!

They're only SAYING it because they can't SPELL it

Idk I think people have their priorities in the right place

Hey racoons probably have more rights and autonomy than half our country 🤷‍♀️

...I thought you were three raccoons in a trench coat

The flaw here is that we generally LACK passenger trains in ye rural areas 😂

Yeah "rights we will strip" is more accurate...

three raccoons are standing next to each other in front of a wooden fence . Alt: Two racoons without a trench coat excitedly jumping at a closed door.

Pictured: 2 of the 3 @generalsynic.bsky.social racoons (sans trenchcoat) enthusiastically ready to greet their favorite celebrity, Kevin Peterson, when he enters the room

The Bible is a handbook for resisting tyranny, plus one collection of erotic poetry. #uccsynod