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So Jared Kushner does not work for the US and is not getting paid to negotiate for us in the Middle East… He IS however being paid by other countries in the Middle East. How is that going to work out?

Things are going bad for patient one in the White Hospice. So he posts a picture of himself as Jesus as a shout out to his base, the people who worship him, so he can get some love in return. But that’s not what he got, is it?

The astronauts named their space, capsule Integrity. So it’s nice to know that there’s at least a little integrity in one government program under Trump.

Remember when stupid sleepy Joe Biden tried to get us alternative energy sources besides oil? What an idiot.

The orange clown will probably appoint Lee Zeldin, his head of the EPA, to be the new Attorney General. That way he can prosecute the environment directly.

Almost sad to see this weak minded old fool try to use the tools he used in the 1970s to distract from his fuck ups. “ Look! Drawings of the Ballroom!”

Relax folks: our “Supreme Leader” assures us that he “Never gets bored.” He also never has a plan or any knowledge and never fills in us or our allies. Oh wait, we no longer have allies. He does however give out medals to dead soldiers and talks about the drapes in the same speech. Happy Monday.

“They don’t have a plan.” It’s so telling that this idiot thinks he can take out their supreme leader and this country of 9 million people is just gonna fall apart and come to our “supreme leader” and fall on their knees.

Does anyone remember “Baghdad Bob? “ That’s what Trump has turned into. Just this ridiculous government idiot that spouts bullshit. He lies we all know he’s lying.

Dementia Don tries to control The Kennedy Center and destroys it. He tries to control institutional media and he destroys it…

Majorette Bonespur saying we need a “lighter touch” is like saying the black shirts are a little too severe for Spring, so the Gestapo is going with a pastel. Then the street murders will get better PR.

So this anonymous staffer “made a mistake.” OK, sure. So that means that posting a picture of the President and First Lady as apes is not out of the question. It’s in the ballpark. It’s plausible. So the “mistake” was maybe posting the wrong picture or posting it on the wrong day… Oops.

Good time to ask yourself: “Is this the America I want?”

Listened to the beautiful words Renee Good’s brothers shared about her today. No one will ever share words like that for the malignancy in the Oval Office who caused her death. Not his wife, not his kids, not his friends. They will sell off his rotted corpse like John Dillinger‘s cock as an oddity.

Neither the governor of Minnesota, the mayor, the sheriff, or anyone there know the name of the man who first shot Pretti. But Donald Trump knows. Christy Noem knows. I don’t think that makes him a law enforcement agent, I think that makes him something else.

“Bring down the temperature?” OK, let’s start by not killing people in the street.

He had a 9mm and two clips. Really? Did he..?

It’s Saturday. Watched masked, untrained “federal officers” swarm a man, hold him down and execute him. On camera. In America.

Watching the Jack Smith testimony was shocking. Even after the ranting yesterday at Davos, even after the dementia of last week, even after the cruelty and graft of the last year, the Republicans are still so addicted to the lies of supporting Trump.

Dump not only has to turn everything he touches into shit, he also has to make everyone an enemy, like he’s doing to Europe now. (How can you alienate Denmark??) It’s a reflection of how deeply disturbed his childhood left him. It’s where he feels comfortable: everything is shit, everyone hates me.

Trump doesn’t think he actually got Machado‘s Nobel prize, but by coercing her into “giving” it to him he demeans it. Makes it worthless. He was indicted and convicted for crimes, but if he indicts all his enemies, then being indicted doesn’t mean anything.

“A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, one corn tortilla and, ah, one more thing…” Yeah how about one thick slice of billionaire

It’s interesting to notice that in these urban ICE altercations the news media is not on the physical side of law enforcement. They’re congregated among the protesters.

You wonder what they’re talking about on the news in other universes. Are they talking about how it’s OK for the masked police to shoot unarmed women? Are they talking about us conquering Greenland for the Fatherland? Because that’s what we’re talking about here.

If Trump is successful in taking Canada and Greenland, I’m sure he thinks he’ll be able to take Alaska too…

So is that official policy now that federal officers call an innocent civilian a “fucking bitch” before they shoot her in the face?

She said “That’s OK dude, I’m not mad at you. “ 20 seconds later she was dead. A mom with her dog in the car. Elections have consequences.

Whether the ICE officer gets off for shooting the terrorist in self-defense in Minneapolis, will tell us a lot about the situation we’re really in.