Meat Tetris.

The only temptation a loving god would allow is the temptation to judge. It is a siren. But you drown.

I’m not using Bluesky to promote myself, attract bot followers, find my niche communities, or get news.

This is my continuous love letter to myself. Celebrating the things I'm proud of, my big ideas that I think are worth exploring, airing my grievances, or just airing my skirt on a windy day.

#gratituesday
I’m grateful for the gift of music. And I am grateful that I learned to play guitar.

Looks like they’re putting as much effort into icon improvements as they did for Siri.

Didn’t we go from shaded, textured “skeuomorphic” icons to flat in 2013 or something? What’s old is new, whether it makes the experience better or not.

Hard power is expensive, centralized, and rarely used.

Soft power is cheap, decentralized, and has a high ROI.

We currently need both but more investment in soft power will decrease, but not eliminate, the need for hard power.

Uh, thanks for following me, Wendy, uh, version whatever you are. Do you have a sister named Megan 2.0?

10 followers, following 1600 people, has zero posts, and all reposts were within a single 24-hour period.

Nothing suspicious here folks.

For those wondering about the status of my campaign:

Still in R&D phase but on schedule for 2026 launch as promised.

Star Wars Episode 10: Revenge of the American Consumer. Andy Skywalker must learn not from Yoda but Darth Nader.

No thanks; I’ll pass. I’m already in possession of AGI. #ActualizedGeneralIntelligence

Like a bicycle for the mind.

The Administrative Singularity:

The complexity of work, laws, technology, media, processes, credentials, and even personal tasks has ballooned to the point that only AI can keep you in the game.

Are you still interested in playing?

I'll be on the other court playing pickle ball.

What if yesterday and today were changed to “frommorrow” and “atmorrow.” Then “tomorrow” makes more sense.

What‘s a morrow?

Nothing. What’s a morrow you?

Pantyhose and plywood
#MakeAndrogynyGlamorousAgain

Failure just means ending up right back here but now sharpened by the gained experience: still a net positive.

Not trying scores you zero.

Do the math.

I agree with Jon that even simple language can convey nuanced messages.

Prediction: The Colbert Report will be resurrected on the third day after The Late Show is officially crucified.

Age is just a number but I still like to do something special on my birthday.

I know someone that’s turning 250 next year. Let’s plan something special. All of us.

Waiting On the World to Change by John Mayer on Apple Music Song · 2006 · Duration 3:20

I don’t care if it’s a fair fight; I’m not going to wait anymore.

The first ingredient of a successful campaign isn’t donations, it isn’t becoming the party nominee, it isn’t finding dirt on your opponent.

It’s having a core base of supporters who truly know who you are. I’m starting with my friends and family.

Only idiots run normal campaigns.

If its motion is *constant,* then
dv/dt = 0
and you have an inertial frame, my friend.

You know: the more you try to ban rainbows from public places, the more they just seem to show up EVERYWHERE.
#pride

When the government of the people, by the people, and for the people fails to answer to the people: we build a new one.

“The First Order wins when they make us think we’re alone. We’re not alone. Good people will fight if we lead them.”

- Poe Dameron, Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

Real ICE officers show warrants and badges to identify themselves when making arrests.

Thugs playing dress up like ICE officers do not present them.

Americans: the second amendment is for YOU to protect yourselves from tyranny and criminals.

Thugs: consider that if you bust down my door.

We are far from perfect but I believe that this family is living proof that the American Dream is still alive.

Danger?

Could it be a misquote? Sure.
Does it sound true regardless?
Yes.

Whittaker 2028

“Half of quotes are incorrectly attributed.”

- I guess it doesn’t matter

I’m sure there is a “right” answer but the point I’m driving at is: what makes it authentic? who issued it and why does that carry weight? If there were no “authentic” copy of the Constitution, why should I care about a nonexistent piece of paper? It’s a deep question for the sake of questioning.

Hmm. What does “authentic copy” mean?