New favorite post.

Silicon Valley should invest in me. I’ve got some shit goin on.

You guys can soak your buttholes all you want, I’m gonna keep using my corncobs.

It’s so disheartening to see that gooner slop is what novels most people seem to be reading. Someone should tell these people they can just watch porn.

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

just lost 30 grand

How shall I rot my brain tonight? Interactive rot or passive rot?

I wonder if the Costco dad has played Skyrim

All of these celebrity boxing matches and yet we still haven’t had the main draw: Don Jr. vs Hunter Biden. Barron can be the ring girl.

Almost finished with Solenoid and I gotta say that it has been the perfect novel to end the year on. A surreal book for a surreal year.

as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain

Wizard Wednesday

Been a while.
Wizard Wednesday

The Windows XP “Bliss” wallpaper

Gonna get them to strap a VR helmet on me on my deathbed so I can die here

Starting a thread of the insane posts I come across on Snapchat and other apps.

wise of this Volkswagen ad to pick up the story no earlier than 1949

Dale Gribble smoking a cigarette

Chiefs, 49ers....that's irrelevant, Hank.
The real winner is the *deep state*

Hunter aims to kill. Deer as seen from a gun barrel. Dear swings around and shots hunter. Blood begins to rain down from gun barrel POV. Bond, Deer Bond. Art and all, Louiz Ralph

Louiz Ralph

Travis Kelce just declared Sharia Law on live tv⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

How come no one in the Royal family is named Doug?

Ummm, I usually try to mind my own business but I think that guy jacks off a bit too much.

Damn Netflix has no respect for history they turned the guy who fucked dudes gay

Through this app I have finally found my peers: people who edge to Alf