I call this one “trying to take a progress pic before more old naked men walk by”

I love that. Definitely checking it out!

Please tell me more. I’ve been on the hunt for decent floss ever since the major brands changed their products

I don’t get why they don’t do it at the Flamingo Ballroom. It’s obvious cross-promotion for RuPaul’s Drag Race Live. I guess they would need to hire a different crew? Seems like a missed opportunity

Tattoo looks great! And those briefs are cuuuute!

And for what? You know they’re not gonna get a headline act

And it’s faster than a mental health walk!

Ok then

Cute!

Drop the brand! I could see you in Cartier…

a man in a green elf costume is standing in a room with his mouth wide open . Alt: a man in a green elf costume is standing in a room with his mouth wide open .

A very nice man asked for tips on the leg press machine because he’s just getting started in the gym. I think he was overwhelmed by my enthusiasm

What a little angel!

Bulgarian split squats are a reminder that god has forsaken us and life is suffering

So precious! Happy birthday, Wookie!

Those ears! Happy Easter, River!

Don’t tempt me with a good time

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Ok, the most epic opening scene and some really good stunts. Also, Thandy Newton.

Controversial opinion: the second one is underrated

A man flexing his back in the mirror on a gym locker room.

This is your hint that you should follow me on Hevy hevy.com/user/timothy...

Oh, you know the DJ? Oh, she knows the DJ.

Eric, we were all just trying to have a nice time…

Are the Biscoff people hiring? I feel like I’m very qualified

This is ridiculous and I love it

The suffering is what reminds us we’re alive

You look phenomenal! Don’t get down on yourself

I guess my dominance over the fantasy league will be on hold for the month of April

What!? Who?

This looks like an ad for Fishtown

Deadlifts are my favorite! Don’t let the scary bros intimidate you!