One of the highlights of having live chat support are the messages from people who got lost on the internet and landed on our door.

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Light Duty includes pickup trucks too

Hybrid kinda cheating here, but again still better than I thought?

This is…a lot better than I thought

One year closer to the real Y2K, cheers! 🥂

Absolutely never and still scares the crap out of me

Kids today have so many options for thrill-seeking behavior, but will never feel the rush of ripping out a USB stick without unmounting it first.

Forbes headline: UHC Shooter Luigi Mangione Appears To Have Been A Redditor — And He Researched Back Pain And Backpacks

NBC screenshot: Luigi Mangione, who was arrested and charged with murder in the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins, a member of the group told NBC News. In the game, called "Among Us," some players are secretly assigned to be killers in space who perform other tasks while trying to avoid suspicion from other players.

if you got arrested after a nationwide manhunt, what would the media pull from your internet activity to make into ominous headlines?

I’ve disabled “motion smoothing” on *two* TVs this Thanksgiving. What have you done for your country?

Does your laundry room look like this?

Anybody using light bulbs with a color temperature cooler than 3500k is a suspect

That was fast

NIL has gutted the SEC

👏👏👏

It’s reasons like this why I’ve owned the domain ginu.wine as long as I have

A set of railroad tracks with parts of them set on fire as a commuter train prepares to cross.

It has snowed in Chicago and YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Time to remind everyone that we light our train tracks on fire to prevent the switches from freezing.

If that fight didn’t make you sad enough, pop over to Spotify and listen to Zuck’s collab with T-Pain on “Get Low” for his anniversary 🫠

for those new to boxing the scoring works as follows

+2 points per punch
+1 point per dodge
-1 point per hug
+5 points per kiss

The video quality on this sports event of the year is unacceptable, my in-laws pay $7 a month for this! 😤

Team Call Them Skeets reporting for duty 🫡

Feel bad this crush is happening on a Friday, god speed @pfrazee.com

Ok this is fantastic, I *loved* Hysterical (esp that turns-out ending about the town that had to rename itself), the rest are new to me so I’ll dive in. Thanks!

Jake Paul is 2:1 to win 🫠

Stompy The Bear Caspar Babypants · HOT DOG! · Song · 2012

Dear 90s bands: instead of touring endlessly playing songs written for teenagers to middle-aged audiences, more of you should be following Chris Ballew’s lead, who pivoted to kids music and is still writing songs that slap just as hard as the Presidents top hits did

open.spotify.com/track/5IcFRK...

The Great Migration to Bluesky Gives Me Hope for the Future of the Internet There were periods over the weekend where I was getting more than 1,000 new Bluesky followers every hour. This was very exciting not just because I was enjoying the dopamine of seeing a number go up, ...

I wrote about the week on Bluesky and why it gives me hope.

Most of this is trying to contextualize its popularity alongside Threads, which is trash and has cannibalized Mastodon in what (IMO!!!) is a really harmful way thus far

www.404media.co/the-great-mi...

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Hoping this one sticks 🤞

FFS

I love the clean iOS 18 UI, but it can be hard to remember which one is for money tracking and which is for shitposting

I’m itching for a new series, I like the usuals (This American Life, Radio Lab, Search Engine, etc) but I enjoyed The Big Dig most recently, and Dead Eyes. That is a very tight Venn Diagram so I wish you luck 🙏