What’s stopping ya? Have at it

Can we just trade him already? I don’t want to see him anywhere near this team I want to enjoy baseball

One more K and he’s at 3500 😍 let’s go max!!

I’m feeling good about tonight

I’m here for the sherzer strikeouts and Vladdy Olympic dives

Sleep well

Phew

Baseball makes me want to punch myself in the face and laugh at the same time

Me too

Yes!!

I know. My heart can’t handle this …. and Yet I still believe we can do this today call me craaaazy

Dare I have a glimmer of hope here?

I heard he’s a real jerk nobody on the team can stand being around him. Im ashamed at myself for stooping so low. They probably all love him and want him to be the godfather of their children. I just want him to be a jerk.

Yeh yikes wow

Help me help you blue jays what do you need from me to make this work?

Jumbo size?

Does shoppers have anything for having World Series trauma resurface?

Or just punch yourselves in the face … snap the fuck out of it I’ve had enough and I won’t say it twice

Amazing

everytime I see updates/highlights I tear up … this makes me so emotional for some reason

Some people just aren’t built for the big leagues he’s maybe more of a Little league kinda guy …. Sorry bad pun time

Fuuuuuuuck

So predictable

how rude of him…

I want to laugh but inside I’m crying and maybe a little bit on the outside too for that matter

Many thanks

Don’t you just love him?

Can you ask Kirky to get better fast?