I want to shake this urinal using woman’s hand. After she washes and dries.

An excerpt from an article reading: Grossed-out A San Diego man filed a $5.4 million lawsuit in March against the city of San Diego for the "emotional trauma" he suffered at an Elton John-Billy Joel concert, held at a municipal stadium. Bob Glaser said he was "extremely upset" at the sight of a woman in front of him using a urinal. In the suit, he claimed his rights to privacy were violated when he tried to use the restroom "in front of women in the men's bathroom". The women used the men's facilities because of long lines outside their restrooms.

Cis men “protecting woman”: Trans women need to use the men’s bathroom!

Also cis men: help woman in bathroom I can no pee

A battered trailer, open top, the kind for hauling stuff, that has Anglo-Saxon lookin horse heads (or maybe dragons?) rising from the four corners of the plywood walls, a large carving of a tree carved into the side in a circle medallion

Pretty sure this trailer is Rohan bound

The Dykes on Bikes were a feature in our town’s annual parade when I was a kid and those butches were badass

Slapping a “Start Seeing Dykes on Bikes” sticker on the car in honor of lesbian visibility week

We regret to inform you that this is not, unfortunately, pod racing

Do scurvy next! Get that vitamin C off those ships!

Rage baiting?

You mean like jerkin’ it when you’re pissed off?

We regret to inform you that this is not, unfortunately, pod racing

I think so…for now?

Rage baiting?

You mean like jerkin’ it when you’re pissed off?

BREAKING:

SCOTUS announces they will be moving away from human clerks and will shift to automated checkout lines by Spring 2027

An easy way to differentiate between weed categories is that “sativa” stands for “Satan Is Vagina” and “Indica” stands for “Independent Is Canada”

Oh none taken, I wish my family could give me that grace when I do the same.

He’s cuter than me anyhow

This is a recurring problem in history until Europeans just invaded and colonized everyone, destroyed local industry and crafts, and made everyone by shit European goods.

Sorry, Pirate Enlightenment.

TOOTH HUG NOMNOMNOM

When I hear about the superiority of “the west” I think about a line from David Graber’s “Pirate Republic” about how nations on the Indian Ocean didn’t buy many European goods because they were crap, but they did buy their guns which reinforced the idea that Europeans were crude warmongers.

“It looks like gender- but it’s not quite gender. And not quite not gender. And OH MY GOD IT HAS SO MANY TEETH RUN RUN RUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!!!”

Why bother with passing when you can just camp out in the gender uncanny valley?

Life is like a cheap Pinot Gris, it tastes like wet dog hair and rotting peach

Kids these days are just too lazy and are failing at school because all they want to do is play video games and talk on their phones and suffer extreme amounts of stress from the world and potential cognitive damage from Covid and use AI and go to underfunded and understaffed schools and…

Not end to end cut, either. Every story, every plot line, every TV show and web short and even a few stray bits of comic page have wound up in this mess.

It’s like Andy Warhol made a superhero movie.

It’s just all the Marvel movies cut together into one 6 day extravaganza and you have to stay in the theater the entire time, peeing in milk bottles like Howard Hughes watching Ice Station Zebra on a loop.

I miss those two

I’m so Stede coded that I didn’t realize how Stede coded the things I say are sometimes

Not my favorite grave, but I don’t have any other photos with insect guest stars

A gravestone, old and weathered and covered here and there with yellow orange lichen, sits, illuminated by the sun. The headstone is illuminated by the sun from above, making the tips of the stone crown and cross that decorates the stone glow, casting shadows down along the decoration. In the upper right of the crown a small orange and black butterfly rests

My favorite graveyard photo I’ve taken

And he’s got pipes!