Every successive overtime after the first, you remove one skater per side from the ice.

Now I want to know what the original post was.

Scene from Good Omens, Crowley and Aziraphale looking at the crucifixion of Jesus. Crowley: What was it he said that got everyone so upset? Aziraphale: "Be kind to each other." Crowley: Oh yeah. That will do it.

The LotR memes will continue until morale improves 🗡

I'm so sorry. It's always hard, even when you know it's coming. Love to you guys.

The second one was pronounced like the Law and Order hit.

Fuzzed a few things that would hypothetically be identifiable but was gobsmacked by a client fouling up a REST webservice call so comprehensively that the server just literally went "?????"

We were frustrated about not being able to settle on an obvious one to assign to the four large-cat teams.

List posted as a quote-skeet for those curious: bsky.app/profile/bill...

NFC North
Bears - Wolfgang
Packers - Cheese
Vikings -
Lions -
NFC South
Panthers -
Buccaneers - Chk Chk Boom
Falcons - Spread My Wings
Saints - Divine
NFC West
Seahawks - Spread My Wings
Rams - Lalalala
49ers - 4419
Cardinals - Phoenix

AFC South
Jaguars -
Texans - Booster
Colts -
Titans -
AFC West
Broncos -
Chargers - Thunderous
Chiefs - Topline
Raiders - Maniac
NFC East
Eagles - Spread My Wings
Cowboys - S-Class
Commanders - Battleground
Giants - Giant

Per request of @eosrose.bsky.social, our current (incomplete) draft of "Which Stray Kids songs match with which NFL teams for a K-Pop halftime show":
AFC East
Patriots - Creed
Bills -
Dolphins - Walking on Water
Jets - Airplane

AFC North
Steelers - Ssick
Ravens - Spread My Wings
Bengals -
Browns -

She's a 16YO Stay. "If she's willing to share it" is legit hilarious to me, T&P to anyone trying to STOP her from sharing it. 🤣

(Pretty sure she's now developing a whole team/song matchup list, TBH)

My Stay daughter's response:
"🤣🤣🤣 If the Chargers go they could play Thunderous"

Large men aggressively... hugging... each other scratches an itch somewhere they're not inclined to investigate too deeply.

Co-signed. My daughter would absolutely lose her shit if Stray Kids was announced.

First thing that popped into my head was Magrathea, so I'll go with that.

So... these mushrooms have antimemetic properties?

💯 same energy

I'm not planning any international travel any time soon, but if I was, I'd 100% be ensuring that every piece of it was fully refundable, even if that meant that it cost more.

"Indiana Football is bullying Alabama in the Rose Bowl" is a sentence I didn't think I'd ever say, but here we are.

For whatever reason, each time you've done these sales, I've utterly failed to actually complete an order. No such failure this time! Can't wait to see these on Sarah and Aurora!

I stare at the mass of creatures... and it seems to stare back. The silence is broken by a deep, watery voice, chilling me to my core...

"MAHNA MAHNA"

Is it weird that my main takeaway from this was, "wow, the author consistently and properly treated 'data' as a plural noun."

Is it weird that my main takeaway from this was, "wow, the author consistently and properly treated 'data' as a plural noun."

(that was supposed to be a ! obviously)

Congrats to you both?

For God's sake, @espn.com , call whoever you have directing this Yankees/Red Sox game and threaten to fire them if they don't turn the stadium mike level down by about half. I'm fine hearing crowd/stadium noise but it shouldn't drown out the broadcast team.

See, but this is a good fun outrage. I feel like we still need a bit of that.