when people think of wrestlemania they are often too focused on the wrestle part and forget that they also need to include a large proportion of mania

theyre hard for me

believe it or not is an interesting phrase to me. usually its used to preface something surprising or unbelievable or whatever in an inviting way. but the phrasing itself feels like a bit of a preemptive rebuff like. this thing im saying? doesnt matter if you believe it or not its a fact you idiot

thats true

evil boss

oh itd fit you like a glove brother

canadian matt

recently the algorithm on instagram started showing me a lot of posts about battling alcoholism and drinking less etc. alright. then it was like adult adhd and gifted kid burn out anxiety depression (more than usual). now it has shifted to "here are the signs men give when they are suicidal"

impostor comic
2017

normal orange

theres some smeared dog poo on the side walk in front of the garbage can near my work. the rain today has been washing some of it away but strangely. what used to be homogeneously brown is now globs of bright orange as the brown is seemingly more water soluble and is removed more quickly. how odd

simply wonderful

nodding

selfie from having a beer after work at the bar that i go to after work

lol

more like nirvanna-band theshowthemovie

its like google is trying to give the results but it has a sneeze coming on

i am pleased to hear it my friend

other embarrassing pair of names i have considered: geto and gojo

got home very emotional after seeing nirvanna the band the show the movie and when i saw our cats i thought about how they are just like matt and jay and then i remembered we considered naming one of them bird and got even more emotional and i was too embarrassed to tell my brother

supporting my country

thats right mike

seth jarvis he should have the nick name the electrician on account of it sounds cool. seth the electrician jarvis. and also because it looks like he has electrical tape on his face

slogans are out. its jingles now

fired the mascot. doing a slogan instead

shes so talented

trying out a new mascot

me too its too good a deal to pass up

thank you i did them in the style of now-closed classic toronto landmark Honest Eds

rolling out a new ad campaign for the great escape book store