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a man in a prison cell with a quote that says hope is a dangerous thing Alt: Morgan Freeman in The Shawshank Redemption reminding FPL loons that hope is a dangerous thing. He adds that hope can drive a man insane but that's irrelevant to most of my audience whom play FPL, and so have already crossed that bridge long ago.

Well isn't this place a bundle of fun since the Chelsea team news πŸ™ƒ

No BB and i captained Palmer but let's be honest, the most surprising thing is that anyone is surprised to have been stiffed in a DGW!

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a nun is holding a volleyball on a stick and smiling . Alt: Robbie Coltrane dressed as a Nun is spinning a basketball
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🎢Chickens in a hot tub 
I know
I know
It's serious🎢

🎢Chickens in a hot tub I know I know It's serious🎢

I fancy a boiled egg but can't be arsed doing a whole Delia Smith cookery course to fulfil my eggy desire.
What I'm saying here is, HOT TUBS FOR CHICKENS. Improves their quality of life AND yields pre-boiled eggs. It's more efficient and it's hygienic.
With HOT TUBS FOR CHICKENS, we just can't lose!

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Not sure what you're getting at here.

If player B tackles after player A has deliberately kicked away the ball e.g. attempted to pass it or to shoot, then if course it's a foul. It's a late challenge.

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Still have the likes and dislikes conversation, but hide the card telling what they are and have yourselves a game of Russian chocolate rouletteπŸ™ƒ

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No to the flowers - they'll be a pain to lug around all night unless it's a single flower she can stick in her hair.

What has the main plan for the evening ended up being?

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You seeing this @fplhippie.bsky.social - this mahoosive score involved taking a -20 πŸ™ƒ

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That's easily enough resolved.

Don't get Haaland on your free hit. Simples πŸ™ƒ

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I'm probably playing Nico on my FH.

There are always SGW players who mega haul in a DGW, so might as well go for an in form attacking FB at home to the worst defence in the league.

Vive la differential πŸ™ƒ

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Kudos for buying an album with your own doppleganger on the cover πŸ™ƒ

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a man and a woman standing next to each other with the words i 'm kind of a big deal around here on the bottom Alt: a man and a woman standing next to each other with the words i 'm kind of a big deal around here on the bottom

Karl Darlow on discovering he's a "big hitter"

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I was on Palmer Β© before reading this but TBH I'm now less sure as how often have we seem teams who are decimated in defence successfully put up the shutters.

Or possibly that's just when I've targeted them πŸ™ƒ

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a little girl in a white dress is looking at the camera Alt: a little girl in a white dress is looking at the camera saying "why don't we have both?"
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Personally I wouldn't be doubling up in attack away to Sunderland. They're solid at home.

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Jack the Ripper walking tour.

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Fame at last with a double win in Wildcard Wasteland and Rank Crasher.

These fleeting victories are what makes FPL so worthwhile πŸ™ƒ

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Can't really blame them.

Most people being gradually replaced by technology reach the stage where they just go "fuck it I'll do the bare minimum"

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A forty percent drop in rank

A forty percent drop in rank

Skol don't do FPL wildcards, but if they did...

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In fairness, I'm FH33 so picked for a few GW's following as well, but yeah it seems to have been a fuck up as I xferred out Guehi/VVD/Thiago 😒

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Not a great time for a lot of people in a lot of industries.

My take is it's worth polishing your people skills. Even if AI is doing the heavy lifting of whatever, there will always be a desire (need) for interpersonal stuff so that will be a key differential with others in the same job market.

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

Clearly not the same team as my WC, who have managed a mahoosive 18 pts so far πŸ™ƒ

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Flip side:

If you'd been born 5 years earlier you would currently be under threat of redundancy because of AI and be worried about how to pay your rent/mortgage/travel costs/food/bills and still maintain a social life.

It's systemic to capitalism that most people always lose out to "progress" πŸ™ƒ

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Okay, so this WC involved transferring out Guehi, who I'd had since GW1 but felt was lacking returns since going to City πŸ™„, VVD and Thiago. Between them they scored double my points so far.

You could say it isn't going great so far πŸ™ƒ

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That's got to hurt πŸ˜•

More than quadruple what my BB scored πŸ™ƒ

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Dunno, as it would need a historian to answer anything quite so specific, but certainly for incompetence and general fuckwittery he's up there with the best of the worst πŸ™ƒ

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He was a Royal so should be easy enough to figure that one out for yourself πŸ™ƒ

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I'm on Cunha as I just don't trust Newcastle away from home

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Generally agree, but I'm pretty sure that those not on FH33 consider my triple Everton WC32 to be equally wild πŸ™ƒ

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