If I had a nickel for every time I wanted to hit someone with a sock full of nickels, I would have enough nickels to fill a sock and hit someone with it.

Fox McCloud

Thinking a lot about 2 things:

1. Project Hail Mary
2. Fox McCloud's slutty lower lip

yip! Best bumper sticker!

Yip! Turn off your brights! Kobolds have darkvision! >_<
Our first bumper sticker design by @shikushtaka.bsky.social is now available online!

These stickers are retroreflective, just like street signs at night!

https://scaly.shop/products/kbl-brights

I'm a kobold again. I just so happen to also be on my period though lol.

I'm human now.

Can I have the HRT that turns you into a kobold with an IQ of 14?

Hey did you know that Lazyscales 2e came out today? You didn't? Why don't you buy it. Buy Lazyscales 2e.
www.amazon.com/dp/B0GSLWM7GL/

Because of how most laptop parts, especially ones like this, are usually soldered on to the motherboard, you're pretty much limited to selling the SSD (Bonus points if it has an nvme drive) and the ram.

BUY THE BOOK THAT CONTAINS UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNTS OF THERIANIZING RADIATION. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. GIVE ALL MORTAL POSSESSIONS TO @skalosbookwyrm.bsky.social. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW. DO IT NOW.

Have you considered: yip!

Does anyone know how to get shorter? thanks in advance.

dragon: I will give you three gold coins if you don't yip for an entire day
kobold: 
dragon: 
kobold: 
dragon:
kobold: (sniffle)
dragon: ok sorry

Fuck ICE and illegal wars. Impeach Trump. No Kings.

Go give Sephie your love and support and monies

Slaying the Spire with two people I love very deeply.

Very happy to be alive right now.

Okay folks! In about 15 minutes on picarto.tv/Surrii
I will be doing the first of several open comms streams while we count down the days till #Lazyscales Second Edition Come on in, hang out, talk about dragons! Get me to draw some fanart! #Transfur and #Fanart welcome!
#TFSky #FurryArtist

Gotta shrink that brain back to derg size heheh

I never thought I would say this, but Commander is a lot of fun.

Buy the book

YES.

I love doing this to my boyfriend while we play MTG.

Go read this book now. 11/10, and the only reason it's not a 12/10 is because no kobolds

Browt looks like he would be down to cook with Walter White, Rowlet 'aint going nowhere heheh!

Everyone talking about Browt, but that is a 2 out of 10 starter at best. Gecqua superiority for days.

Browt: Would cook with Walter White
Pombon: Nintendo got them from Palworld in the divorce
Gecqua: Please don't stand up when you evolve

Last night, I got hypnotized by @bepiskobold.bsky.social. It was a session of turning me from Mt human self into my anthropomorphic dragon self like my avatar. Some changes were slow, and others were immediate. I especially felt my feet change, my thighs get thicker, my entire nether hardware got

Don't ever click those stupid shady website links.

#tfeveryday #transfur #transformation

lines by
@shikushtaka.bsky.social
color by
@bepiskobold.bsky.social
h05t by
@hotzoruasex.bsky.social

BWOMPH! Oops....

#tfeveryday #transfur #transformation

lines by @shikushtaka.bsky.social color by @bepiskobold.bsky.social