Although I’d like to think that it’s actually a result of my decreasing tolerance for bullshit

Also results may be inconclusive given we cannot determine if men have stayed the same or gotten progressively worse

We have seen steady YoY growth on the number of men who end up blocked and I love that for me

Slutty, Slutty Years | Know Your Meme Slutty, Slutty Years is a snowclone popular on Tumblr formatted as “X has been dead for Y slutty, slutty years.” After s

Forgot to include the link lol amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/slutty...

I can do you one better and give you the whole historical documentation! (Screenshot included on the page - but I can also post it for you if you don’t want to read the whole thing)

I hear you but I also can’t resist any opportunity to referencing the “slut shaming Alexander Hamilton” tumblr post 😅

Not to mention they’ve all been dead for thousands of slutty, slutty years…

post from reza.staf: Most VPN companies are talmudic

Seriously like when did “Talmudic” become a shorthand?

In this case, rabbis in the Talmud would shit themselves if they even encountered a computer. So I’m curious how they managed to get a monopoly on VPN companies 🤔

Text conversation between a child and their mother: I'm not happy. I just got a call from the school Mom it ain't even deep I didn't talk to her she just left me a message. What is she going to tell me? That I brought a frog on the bus One frog? As in a Singular frog It was really dumb descion and it won't happen again super sorry mom I only had one frog There was more but I only had one

RASHI LIVES!!! and he’s in trouble with his mother 🫠

Feeld keeps sending me notifications like “you haven’t used our app in weeks 🥺🥺” “don’t you want to be negged by the headless torsos of horrible people? 🥺🥺”

You've ruined a perfectly good robot is what you've done. Look at it, it's got anxiety

I’m trying to think of some but I’m blanking! Quoted the post so maybe they’ll see it. I do know that @miriamanzovin.bsky.social has some cool merch though!

Any other Jewish merch designers out there? Make sure to plug your work in the quoted post 🙂

Also I’m losing it at the Google logo imposed on the document 😂

What does it say 👀

or against hoas

And God’s voice came down from Heaven and said “Only I can determine when it’s time for someone to mow their lawn”

Rabbi Hanina ben Dosa had some goats. His neighbors said to him: Your goats are damaging our property by eating in our fields. He said to them: If they are causing damage, let them be eaten by bears. But if they are not eating your property, let each of them, this evening, bring a bear impaled between its horns. That evening, each one brought in a bear impaled between its horns. Ta’anit 25a

The HOA bylaws failed to account for God’s tendency to perform miracles for the righteous

Doctors - Forgetting Women are Humans Since 200 CE 🙃

I’m becoming a RETVRN poster for this passage specifically!

A string of two texts from a contact called R. The first one says “then perish” and the second one is a red tinted picture of former President Obama’s eyes

They said

Sanhedrin 75a 🫡

engage in forbidden sexual intercourse, the Gemara notes that Rav Yehuda says that Rav says: There was an incident involving a certain man who set his eyes upon a certain woman and passion rose in his heart, to the point that he became deathly ill. And they came and asked doctors what was to be done with him. And the doctors said: He will have no cure until she engages in sexual intercourse with him. The Sages said: Let him die, and she may not engage in sexual intercourse with him. The doctors said: She should at least stand naked before him. The Sages said: Let him die, and she may not stand naked before him. The doctors suggested: The woman should at least converse with him behind a fence in a secluded area, so that he should derive a small amount of pleasure from the encounter. The Sages insisted: Let him die, and she may not converse with him behind a fence.

reject modernity (online r*pe academy), embrace tradition (the Beit Midrash telling a man to die)

Do we want to stop being infantilized? Or do we want to demand understanding from others by asserting we do not have something that starts to develop when we are four months old??

I have ADHD but I always get the ick when someone with ADHD gets on here and talks about how they ignore their friends due to “no object permanence” because that’s not an object?? That’s a whole person??

Like peekaboo bitch I have a rich inner life too!!

Pelican @pelicanmerchant.bsky... • 3h So if you're driving down a road and one meter in front of you from between two parked cars pops a kid. Bang. A child once lost control and their bike and veered into a busy road. Bang. The lack of empathy for the driver is fucked. They're not always in control of their

I swear some people act like it’s their God given right to operate a multi-ton lump of metal/combustible material and not a grave responsibility that needs to be taken very seriously 🙄

That’s fucked. I’m sorry to hear that

Threads post from cinaigatavs 19m + Look at survivor pictures from Auschwitz or Holodamor. Its is know they got around 800kcal a day + manual work all day. When you look at bodies of dead and survivors you dont see any menopausal woman who remained fat because "didnt eat enough". People somehow tend to be fat only where food is available. In any starvation scenario hormones or insulin somehow disapears and everyone loses weight till 80lbs and then die.

tw Holocaust

“you know who makes a good example for my weight loss advice? the victims of the first historical event people point to when they want an example of extreme human cruelty”

- this guy, apparently

this too is Torah 🥹

“Do you have Snapchat?”

Bro I am literally on Statins