ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool
ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool
ADOBE: did you say AI?
ME: rectangle please
ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason
here comes a good coder! here comes a good coder! here comes a good coder!
Screenshot of FF7 for PS1. Barret's text box reads: People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)
Thanks Barret ur right 🌍
Largest union in the US is the teacher's union (NEA). Second largest union is SEIU, which is what most nurses are organized under. Teamsters is 4th, and UAW is 5th -- combined, they still have fewer numbers than SEIU.
we all know I have no life, so:
my angry post about this case this morning is now an angry article
Roy Anthony Scott was in a mental health crisis and called 911 asking for help
Cops came and killed him, & now the Court is casting doubt on whether the cops can be held accountable for his death
ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/smith...
A photo of a wetland scene featuring various labeled wildlife species standing near water, including an American Alligator, Great Blue Heron, Wood Stork, Roseate Spoonbills, Black Vultures, Great Egret, and a Limpkin against a green, forested background.
I hiked out to a sinkhole that hosts hundreds of alligators and stumbled across a rather surreal surprise: a grand gathering of #Birds.
Jadzia's hand holding a copy of JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERGALACTIC, by Jadzia Axelrod, Nicole Maines, Travis Moore, Tamra Bonvillain, and Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou.
I wrote a Justice League, y'all.
Every superhero is a metaphor that fights other metaphors of the same clade
The Flash is a physics, who fights other physics (mirrors, aerodynamics, cold). Superman is a god, who fights other gods. That’s so good, but Batman is a fear who fights other fears. That’s always the easiest match to sell.
Happy birthday Lucina 🦋✨ #FireEmblem
valentines lucina handing a flower to masked marth
hey you! let's stop and smell the flowers 🌼🌻🌸
happy birthday dotter 🎂🥳💙💙💙💙!!!
#lucina #fireemblem #fea
two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
Bay of Islands from Mt. Burke
Franklin Carmichael
1931
unburden
strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news
Aim for the Top!
Tumblr post. "How to watch Gundam in chronological order" 1. Skip all of them 2. Create pixiv account 3. Search シャア受け (Char uke)
(the Japanese says Char uke)
Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices
Tomodachi Life Living the Dream George Costanza mii says "I don't want to look old though. More like... I want people to think I work at a bank or something. Y'know?"
this is actual seinfeld dialogue what the fuck
Kinda like The Kiss by Gustav Klimt but Dorohedoro
Metallica theme for Windows 98
Brass snail
Brass snail mesuring tape
The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape
People assume IRL robots are like the terminator.
Wrong: They're tweaker-gym rats who SKIP CARDIO AND LEG DAY who are MADE OF PARK BENCHES so can BARELY MOVE THEIR OWN BODYWEIGHT, that also happen to have THE HAND TO EYE COORDINATION OF A TODDLER who are EASILY WINDED.
This is legit impressive.
Two ancestors of deer talk to each other, "Indohyus, my brother. I've decided to search for more food in the waters." "You will regret this Pakicetus. The environment will force you to adapt." "I just need some shrimps lol I will be perfectly fine." 35 million years later, a huge blue whale floats over a tiny deer, "AAAOOOOOOOOAAAAHHH MRUUUUUHHHH BWOOOOEEEEE" and the deer says "WTF"
for anybody who doesn't know about the deer whale thing here ya go
Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...
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