Happy birthday!!!

Tesla. Disney. CVS Health. United Airlines. PayPal. Billions in profits. $0 in federal corporate income taxes.
That money should be funding schools, healthcare, and public services.
This is why people are mad as hell.

Darlene Mitchell on #dragrace :

"As goes Maine, so goes the nation," as we used to say.

they kishi my bashi til i bright whites

You're giving me a lot to Philosophize in and Chemicalize with

Who up Kishi-ing their Bashis?

Me too. Also why I skipped Legends: ZA

Georgia Voter: It's giving war crime. You can't do that. We don't just annihilate people because we can and, you know, make a grab for the money and the oil. And that's what we've done in Venezuela. And that's what we're doing in Iran.

I’m so fucking embarrassed to be from the United States with this insane freak in charge.

Try living in Atlanta-in-Dekalb. Calling 911 means you may get DeKalb 911, Decatur 911, or Atlanta 911. Then you have to wait to get transferred.
Atlanta needs a metro 911.

Jesus when he comes back to Earth:

Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.

"you see, Mr Bond, I also like to live dangerously," I say as I lick raw cookie dough off the mixing spoon

The Waracle is the only person who can accurately predict the outcome of a future battle

Pollen season makes me wish it was socially acceptable to wear a gas mask in public

I need a nap

Mumford & Sons really won me over when an audience member had a medical emergency in the pit during "Little Lion Man," just a few songs into their set.

The lead singer stopped the entire show until that member was getting treated before they resumed the song.

I'm OK being left behind, thanks! Many years ago, someone tried to get me into cryptocurrencies. "They're the future of money!" they said. I replied saying that I'd rather wait until they were more useful, less volatile, easier to use...

"If this tech is as amazing as you say it is, I'll be able to pick it up and become productive on a timescale of my choosing not yours."

shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/03...

Idk why it never occurred to me that Derrick Barry was the drag queen's actual name and not a stage name

In a day of rage and sorrow it's good to know we can dance on the failures of our enemies.

The injury attorney of Unova

Beware the idk of March

CNBC's story chyron is asking "Are Private Equity firms accelerating their own demise?" And all I can think is "I really hope so"

Chili's is a corporation, it has no personal values or lifestyle.

The US drops a 15 ton bomb in Iran.

These are those 'defensive' strikes.

And did it even better. You can challenge the 3rd-7th gyms in virtually any order, provided you finish the Team Rocket storyline.

They'll hold your hand with an NPC to make sure you stay on the right path to the next town, even in Paldea, an ostensibly open-world map

It's kinda frustrating to go back to FireRed, a game which forces you to figure out how to progress with various options for how you want to explore the storylines, and realize that Pokémon has forgotten how to do that since then