The only good news that he's at Spurs is that he shouldn't be here long...

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We never could get a handle on cups...

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Yeah, just look at Sunderland now, from complete banter club to doing the double over their oiled up neighbours....Jeez, think I might need to edit that last bit though...

The only positives I can hope for is no injuries or red cards. So we'll probably have one of each...

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Of course it was, even if we never win another one...

It's almost as if the Gods of football said "OK you've won your trophy, now fuck off"...

It's hardly a rollercoaster though is it? You have to have ups and downs for that, this season has been pretty much downhill all season...

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A picture that tells a thousand words right there...

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C'mon, don't put yourself down, you explained it perfectly well with the words you had available...

Yeah, I suppose we could be in a different multiverse by then. so anything is possible...

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We are so fucked, but before tonight I already thought that so we are actually more fucked than anyone thought possible...."We need to drop Vicario, I mean, how bad could Kinsky be..."

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There are only black holes in the deepest darkest corner of space that are darker than this.

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Well,we went 4-0 down.....but we won the rest of the game 2-1.

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What, with our record of selling players...

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It's nothing to do with luck, it's just that shit decisions have a greater bearing when you need every point...we've had more egregious mistakes at our expense in the past, but they matter more now.

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We're the only British team to be unbeaten against them though.

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I'm asking for a general anaesthetic, just to be on the safe side...

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Little did we know that we would end up beating them 4 times in one season...

The Tottenham Way's Marcus Buckland with the intro, trying to contain his excitement...and isn't Danny Mills the worst co-commentator, like, ever.

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He was the clubs staunchest defender when he was coach, now I realise he was only telling us what he thought we wanted to hear. Looks like he's still doing it...I'm not angry, just disappointed to realise he's just like rest of them, always someone else's fault.

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Yeah, but kicking someone when they are down is the very definition of a cheap shot....

Win his first 3 games and he can do what he likes for the rest of the season...

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As our coach Ange complained about people taking cheap shots at the club....now he's doing it himself... Oof. #COYS

If he gets that at Spurs we stay up...hell, a 33% win rate would even do.

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All he needs is 1 point per game...

We have a good template for next season then...

He's doing great with his horses, he'd rather be at Cheltenham than managing us ...

Hatttrick at the Lane incoming...

Yeah, but Sunderland have done alright with championship level players...

He goes with a massive payout for his failure, I think he'll survive any gloating...

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