Trump: I’m going to kill your loved ones.
Democrats: [wave placard]
Trump: Especially the black ones. And the gay ones
Democrats: [strenuously wave placards]

I should be entitled to financial compensation because my period showed up four days early.

He doesn’t love me anymore 😔

Truly the definition of "AI is taking our jobs" (being all these places use it to narrow down candidates).

Job searching is so daunting, especially when you apply to places you're more than qualified for and don't get a call back.

Let's go

And a drafts folder, please

They should invent a cough drop that works

Nevermind this app is just like Twitter, what with all the jokes about people killing themselves

We’re so back

Bluesky doesn't have this, that's for damn sure.

I used to book a stand up show in Chicago and one time she poured a can of clam chowder into a pint glass and drank it. Forever unhinged.

Annual check in

I’m truly not even using this app

Ngl I forgot about this

My friend got booted for saying this one guy looked like a thumb but I posted this picture and didn’t get kicked. Mods are weird.

You get kicked out if you make fun of the way someone looks even if they’re abhorrent people so I’m just gonna post pictures of what I think these men look like.

The one I saw just now is…

Girl. Let this one go.

Laura Ingraham says Democrats' platform is pot, porn and Planned Parenthood, and I think we've got a winning slogan for 2024

Those “are we dating the same guy” groups are always just posts of women being like “before I go out with Steve this weekend, does he belong to anyone?” And Steve just looks like this.

Got laid off in June. All the days are blending together. Truly hate it.

Already have!

I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.

Hey Jack, I was promised I’d see dick on my feed and it’s nowhere to be seen. What the heck.

Is it normal to never get banner notifications from this app?

Thank you @vinceyface.bsky.social 💖

Follow my photography Bluesky @sammchalephoto.bsky.social and on IG (at)sam.mchale.photography

Yes please 💖

Since Threads doesn’t let you sign into two accounts at once, best believe the first Bluesky invite code I get is going straight to myself for my photography account.

I emailed it to me but also didn't get it (she said her phone died) and I'm kinda fine with it but if it comes through I'll post it here lol 💀

Doing merch at a show while simultaneously trying to pad my portfolio by offering to shoot the artists for free and this old drunk lady took a pic of me in the most hunchback position over my laptop and asked if she could send it to me because I had the "most beautiful profile." 😭