HAHAHAHHAA AT THE TIME YOU DID WITH THAT HAIRDO

He has a 5 star rating HOW

This is a 15 min straight shot drive, how is this possible.

I’m also concerned he’s gonna hydroplane

I’m not even that prone to car sickness it’s that bad. I’m getting a headache.

He’s driving this car like it’s a stick shift. Sir it’s a Camry

It’s also raining this is how I die.

Omg I’m in the most stop and go lurching ass Lyft of my life I’m gonna vom

LMAO.

5 flights for $600 in this economy?? Score.

I booked and rebooked like eleventy billion flights today maximizing my airline travel credits, points, and credit card benefits, I'm pretty impressed with myself TBH. I also booked 2 hotels and a rental car for free.99.

He was like I have been vaccinated for every third world disease you've never heard of, handed bottles of Cipro at the slightest danger of any kind of infection, had bottles of codeine cough syrup when I had a cold....like what difference is a COVID shot going to do?

The FLU???

I remember my ex-husband thought the whole drama around the COVID vaccine was absurd because in his words, he had to get SO many shots and vaccines and they so FREELY gave out pharmaceuticals in the military that he would survive a nuclear fall out like a roach.

Its MFing donut day bitches.

Nope just farmers market berries but holy heck they were sweet

I had the most delicious strawberries tonight what the heck

“Hey, I got Diet Coke for you and put it in the fridge.”

Okay, purr 😻

Bald AF.

I love when my friends are excited about my voice memos 😂

Like my best friend is Harvard-GW-UVA triple degreed and has worked at every top company and we are like I guess we will live in some commune in Europe??

My best friends and I are all highly educated people with degrees from top schools and 20+ years of full time work experience and we’re still like daily outraged by the prices of things and question wtf we are going to do in retirement so like what is everyone else supposed to do??

BTS having Japanese army sing Arirang loud AF at their Tokyo does something to my Korean brain 😂

Absolutely the fuck not

There are birds in this airport I’m gonna lose it

Back on my bullshit

Get the layers (granted you know I have no hair).

I had my annual xrays and that's what they found.

This led to a diagnosis of needing a double root canal on teeth I’ve already *had* root canals and crowns on and that wasn’t even the worst thing that happened to me this week.

Boy this week, I don’t know…

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