I opened a jewellery box full of son's baby teeth. Nearly puked.

just dropped in to see what regino my regino is in

Ai pish

Ai sediment

Ai piffle

Ai tomfoolery

Ai bollocks

Never cross a Chiller.

Who's hidden my vitamin c tablets??

Ai fuckery.

Ai shit.

Ai wank.

Postman time is approaching.

We don't have to call it slop. It's not the law.

Ooh. We got them every year in the old house. Till there was enough powder round the front wall. Although I think they might have all died before we moved. Probably the asbo neighbours.

I've done it. I have exercised. *collapses*

Both.

I dunno. I don't like the weird shaped buildings.

I am not tired
I am not tired
I am not tired
I am not tired
I a

Oh je comprend 🙄

Moi??

Ok so you said you were NOT half French. What proportion of French are you? You must have caught some French by now. Vous êtes un peu français, oui?

Ok for accountability I am posting that I'm going to do 15 minutes' exercise this afternoon. Please kick my arse if I try to get out of it/completely forget.

It's fucking cold.

I don't like Art Deco. Soz.

T is OK for cis women but not trans men.

Puberty blockers are OK for cis kids but illegal for trans kids.

You see it, right? You see what this is?

The World of Lentils doesn't sound as good as the Potato World mentioned in Peppa Pig. I could happily spend a week at Potato World.

OR admiring the diy cat tree you made.

Hugo the tabby cat sitting on top of a precarious pile of books on my book trolley. Next to the book trolley is another pile of books. This is actually the second of two book trollies. In the background is fabulous peacock wallpaper

The cat is judging me for having too many books.

I demonstrated my new embroidery magnifying glass thing for my husband yesterday and he MADE FUN OF ME. So I'm going to wee in his food.