Snowing at sea level on April 21. Cruise ships come in 5 days or something. LMAO.

I know this is a revolutionary concept in a society that values money above all else (and votes accordingly), but not everything with value has to make a profit to prove its worth. There is inherent value in things like art and athletics for the simple collective wellbeing of human beings. FFS.

PSA and reminder to people who crash out in my feed 👇🏼

One of the principal architects of this once told me I had an inflated sense of my own self-worth and I was like…Pot meet kettle.

The wealthy retirees behind Juneau's so-called "affordability" initiative don't seem to realize that when no working families want to live here because life is miserable for our kids with no arts, no sports, and bad schools, that their open plan granite kitchen will decline in property value also.

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I have definitely had pizza this good before. In fact, I have had way better pizza. Also, it was $11 pizza. It tasted more like $1 pizza.

I recently got pizza out of a vending machine. What a time to be alive.

Also rape is the only crime that requires 5 to 10 victims to complain about the same perpetrator before that person faces the law. Imagine if your house had to get broken into 15x or 15 different houses needed to be burglarized before anyone would care?

Snowing at sea level in mid April. Cruise ships come in 2 weeks. Lmao.

Someone asked me in all seriousness today if Alaska Folk Fest was like Coachella and I just ..........

The former Attorney General of the State of Alaska is claiming to be confused by ranking four things in order of preference. Unless he has suffered a TBI that we are unaware of, this is deeply unsettling.

I gotta say though: Trump rage-posting about something I personally worked on with @scottkendall.bsky.social is a life goal and big main character energy

No words

Moot: pointless

Mute: silent

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Tenet: a core concept of ideology

Tenant: a renter of a home or business.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Thank you for reading my content. Your complaint has been registered and will go unanswered in the order in which it was received.

I don't know what it is but I feel like buying ashwagandha in bulk at Costco is very "community gatekeeper NIMBY" coded

I guess "effortless hot" looks like Handmaid's Tale set on a spaceship

The intersection of a fantasy job working for Taylor Swift and a nightmare job getting unconstitutionally fired by the aggressively stupid towering assholes in the Dunleavy administration

Segway: an electric scooter fad

Segue: a transition from one topic to another.

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Imagine devoting your life's work to perfecting the seatbelt and then the first time there's a serious accident every occupant of the car goes flying right through the windshield. This post is about the founding fathers.

Everyone remembers these 5 archetypes from grade school:

1. The fastest runner
2. The math genius
3. The kid who threw up
4. The ringleader of the mean girls
5. The ringleader of the bully boys

Terrifying and surreal to think that the entire globe is under the grip of this and like three other sociopath megalomaniacs and that is why we are where we are

Still snowing at sea level on April 6 I see. Cool cool cool

Counterpoint: she does

15 yo told me that me listening to a Taylor Swift record while he was making and eating breakfast was "disrupting his flow" of digestion and combat fishing videos on YouTube.

I'm irrationally proud of this pancake

I love how the right wing bloggers of Alaska spent the better part of a decade calling me "vulgar" for the way I criticized Trump on social media and meanwhile Trump is literally on social media dropping F bombs to accompany every real bomb. Vulgarity is subjective I suppose.