To be fair to Trump, he has managed to united the Catholic and Anglican Church. Quite the accomplishment

Can't reply properly as I've had to send out for more chinny reckon first.

Everyone be cool, this is a resurrection!

This was the bit that jarred and I think will be difficult for Labour with the rise of left wing populism. The narrative that we have money for guns but not for food will be difficult to counter.

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No, we're not. I've thought about it and I'm actually too clever to be a bad guy.

If I owned a supermarket chain I'd troll everyone and stock the shops full of mince pies today.

World Cup tickets: $11,000 tickets put on sale for final The first open sale of tickets for the 2026 World Cup showed Fifa is charging up to $10,990 (£8,333) to be at the final.

FIFA to award itself the FIFA taking peace prize. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Is it decades of underfunding and a chronic lack of resources? No. It's parents asking their kids about their feelings - The Times.

It's somehow both comically ineffective and arrogant at the same time. Quite the achievement

Labour Brexit policy:

I'm going to put this fire out, but within the red-lines laid out by the arsonist of course.

Publish or Perish!

Journals: how about neither?!

Woke jabs, immunising you from blushit

That does feel systemic. I also felt the responses form the Biobank (at least the ones quoted in the article) were a little glib

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Don't mind me. I'm just working out how much whole flour I can sneak into my kids pancakes

The first time I ever wrote to my local MP was about Starmer's immigration rhetoric. I said Labour would loose my & others vote if it carried on. I got a really feeble response about their election pledge to get immigration down. The temptation to write back now, simply with "I told you so" is high.

I'm looking forward to the Laura Kuenssberg article where she asks what the amazing Reform vote share means for the downfall of Starmer.

One of the biggest stars in the universe might be getting ready to explode One of the largest known stars in the universe underwent a dramatic transformation in 2014, new research shows, and may be preparing to explode. A study led by Gonzalo Muñoz-Sanchez at the National Ob...

Observers noted the Star's children had said they needed the toilet 5 mins into a car journey after refusing to do a last wee at home

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My favourite people in the whole of cinema are these two from Spider Man. They've gone to an illegal cage fight and prepared by spending the afternoon arts and crafting these delightful saws to support their favourite fighter.

*chuckles* I'm in danger!

...bungee rope on standby

I'd like to see Liz Truss on the second series of celebrity traitors

Lizz you voted for...Claudia?

Yeah

But I'm the host Liz.

That's why I think you'd make an excellent traitor.

As someone who has worked in the NHS for 15 years, I concur.

Depends where you live. Median wage in London is 47.5k. Hard to call a wage below the regional median 'high'. If you live in rural Wales though, 47.5k might well be called high.

🎶 If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit don't buy Club! 🎶

That polite protest in full:

Would you mind changing please?

No

Ok then.

...

*Jean-Baptiste Lamarck has entered the chat*

Water bills to rise further for millions after appeal Five water companies win permission for higher bills as they seek more funds to fix outdated infrastructure.

Good job they've clawed back that £50 billion they gave to share holders that should have been spent on infrastructure, otherwise this would be outrageous www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I'll be honest, I didn't realise it wasn't subject to VAT. Closing tax loopholes for private healthcare providers and using this to fund NHS pay rises seems like an easy win from where I'm sitting.

Maybe, and here's an idea, if Labour is intent on ushering in a far right government they shouldn't put in place the infrastructure for a surveillance state.