Plushie by @DNuatun

He stalks

Reskeet if you like big butts and you cannot lie

The failure is contagious

You mogged him

Void

I need to get those ngl

Am a vet but posting anyway for the good vibes

Just popping in to say thank you to the Supreme Court for making me $20k poorer, thank you

IT IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY

I’ll take your subscription if you don’t want it!

For a mee serious answer, I don’t think Orcas could, since (if I recall correctly) steel is durable enough that their teeth would just fracture - really the only option would be to pile thousands upon thousands of orcas on it and sink it by sheer weight I think

Am zoomer and already didn’t know why until I googled it

Genuinely sad I never got to go to E3

Come back to BlueSky after a couple days away and everyone wants to fuck pizza

What a terrible day to have eyes

Gender affirming bigotry

Loves them so much they get sent to the dugout to take a much needed break

[After inventing a memory loss machine] I should invent a memory loss machine

My metamask trust wallet, Instagram, and seed fund got hacked. I also am looking for a sugar daddy to help me with my essay that is due in an hour.

The struggle of wanting a femboy hair cut but your sister is your hairdresser

Possibly, even thighs

Genuinely cannot get enough of the shadow wizard money gang memes

Neeeeeeeed

Milk

Touch the tummy

poor lincoln is stuck in this hell like come on someone get me to the theater already