Bushwig 2019!!

Not really, most people here are older than us...

In NY, to get on the ballot candidates need this many valid signatures from people who are both 1️⃣ in the same district and 2️⃣ registered to vote with the same party affiliation:

• 1,250 for Congress
• 1,000 for NYS Senate
• 500 for NYS Assembly

Help our primary challengers. See a petition? Sign it.

Scream 7 is terrible. But getting to see the Scary Movie trailer for the first time in a theater… Electrifying

That's what they call me

perhaps I have made a mistake

"bone-dry" = good ?

Exam result from New York State Division of Licensing Services with the word FAILED stamped in big red letters

Damn… They couldn’t have found a bigger stamp?

Get in line

Elon Musk’s tunneling company tapped to link Universal parks The company is best known for creating the underground Las Vegas Loop. But little is known about how The Boring Company intends to proceed in Central Florida, including how it might approach constr…

Oh for fuck sake. How is anyone still falling for this bullshit? You can’t just dig tunnels in Florida. Our unofficial state fish is the sink hole. Anyway. RIP Harry Potter land, swallowed by Elon Musk’s giant unfinished hole in the ground probably.

Irish?

Can you prove this isn't AI?

The He Gets Us ads are so funny because the people behind them are huge conservative evangelical weirdos and everyone online reacts accordingly but the actual content has precisely the energy I’d attribute to a mainline congregation whose flock are exclusively either 80 years old or dyed hair-havers

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

No, that kid was not Liam Ramos, as evidenced by his completely different head and face. Some of you really went off to the races with this.

Bad Bunny wearing a Lady Gaga chromatica tshirt

Bad Bunny wearing a Lady Gaga tshirt

Lady Gaga introducing Bad Bunny as a musical guest on SNL

Bad Bunny dancing with Lady Gaga during his Super Bowl halftime show

President of the little monsters

China and Cook Islands were great places to start for me.

This deserves to be spread as far and wide as what happened to Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

apnews.com/article/immi...

Ill be honest, I dont really have it in me to hate Kamala Harris. Lady got stuck in an impossible situation, tried, failed, wasnt even really her fault, I just can't bring myself to be mad at her about it. Too much else going on to be worth it.

The movie wrapped in August

Hopefully!! 🤞🏻

spongebob holding a microphone on a stage with a purple curtain behind him ALT: spongebob holding a microphone on a stage with a purple curtain behind him

Took the public notary exam this morning and I have to wait three weeks to find out if I passed??

Exactly like what I wouldn't give to be on a boat in the sun right now

One Battle is a must

Eric Adams regularly appeared on stage at New York New York in 2023

The ethos of Trumpism is the ethos of the most pathetic schoolyard bully: I can say and do anything to you, but if you say anything back, I will run mewling to the teacher.

Just despicable liars nad snivvelers.

in an ideal world the trauma this couple went through *shouldnt* resonate stronger than a latino family terrorized by ice. but we dont live in that world. we live in the real world. so i applaud it when the most minnesota people possible link arms with us and FIGHT like this.

Wizard w orb

The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny

Man! I Feel Like a Woman