a picture of Mike Vrabel looking frustrated with the word COUNSELING in dramatic letters beneath him

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hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful Rhiannon Picton-James

I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck

Even when you're rich and famous, you can only get an inconvenient appointment

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Telling a sanctimonious millennial “oh get off your tall bike”

Sometimes common wisdom is just true, and it's really annoying but accepting it genuinely improves your life.

Drinking water and getting good sleep makes you feel good. And treating strangers on the internet as human beings makes the world a better place

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

just some good old-fashioned good-ass posting right here. real quality stuff

Is that a Chris Gethard Show reference?

🚨 GK GOAL AT THE DEATH 🚨

Luka Gavran rescues a point for Toronto!

Coney Island YouTube video by Scout Gillett

Scout Gillett - Coney Island
#BestSongHeardToday #MusicChallenge

Democrats get so excited when the literal worst people alive say something bad about trump (lying) and yet despise the left asking them to be an opposition party that helps people. This is because democrats are, you guessed it, conservatives.

Doctor: What brings you in today. it's not teeth is it?
Me: No
Doctor: Okay. Good. I don't touch teeth. Different guy.
Me: It's eyes.
Doctor: Nope that's a different guy too

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Ta-da!

These are all quotes from Frasier.

Go to Moviesinthemaking r/Moviesinthemaking 1d ago TwIzTiDfReAkShOw Join Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz, and their stunt doubles on the set of The Mask, 1993.

SMOCKIN

Sara Van Buskirk - Comfortable Lie (Official Music Video) YouTube video by SARA VAN BUSKIRK

Sara Van Buskirk - Comfortable Lie
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You merely adopted sleep apnea. I was born in it, molded by it

Ever seen a poll result that is basically telling the pollsters themselves to go touch grass?

I'm going to suspicious of this guy for the whole White Lotus season

Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

did you know that if you listen to the beatles backwards they still suck

Menswear writer here. 👋 Let me tell you why you shouldn't wear an armband like that. 🧵

5 seasons of the Frank Bascombe Show

Democrats on Twitter says "tax the rich" Chase Miller quoted it with a screenshot from Rick and Morty where a meeseeks is waving a gun and yelling OH WE'RE WELL PAST THAT JERRY

DRACONIAN - Misanthrope River (Official Video) | Napalm Records YouTube video by Napalm Records

Draconian - Misanthrope River
#MetalMonday #MusicChallenge

Black and white still from the 1939 movie Fifth Avenue Girl of Ginger Rogers on a park bench with Walter Connelly sitting next to her saying “now we can have lots of fun insulting the rich”

used to be men knew how to talk to a lady