Logging into BlueSky for the first time in a while and y’all are still mad depressing over here. Where’s the fun?

Final Fantasy X ass story beat

Pope Francis to the conservative bishops:

I think if you want more people to use this app being condescending and self righteous about which social media platforms people use isn’t gonna help lol

Me pretending I fit in, that I'm always here, posting regularly and not just because twitter's down

Not TMZ catching up with Paloma Diamond after her Oscar loss 😭💔

The cruel 195 FTP returns

Every world leader logging on to tweet support to Zelensky tonight

Does anyone remember when Lady Gaga covered the Kath & Kim theme song and we were supposed to take it seriously

Time to bring out the ChatGPT I fear

Northeast…you must never go there Simba.

KCD2 coming out of nowhere and casually delivering some of the best acting and writing I’ve seen since Cyberpunk and God of War.

Even Witcher 3’s wig is slipping a bit.

FYI looks like your Twitter got hacked again

Was explaining American local news to British oomfs

Me getting ready to max out the pec fly

Well I got my World Pride tickets (derogatory)

Literally my trip to Scotland where I was barely clinging to one bar of reception in the highlands… 10/10 would absolutely recommend.

My downstairs neighbors’ dog that’s been barking at every 🚬 leaving Vida or coming back from Showtunes for the last 3 hours

Rewatching the best movie of the year iktr

Me with the new Starbucks hazelnut cold brew this morning

It’s very interesting how media outlets like 404 and Wired who do tech and not DC cocktail party circuit slop have covered the Musk angle best because their guiding light isn’t getting a ticket to next weeks book release party in Georgetown

My jealous ass seeing all the cute couples’ posts on Valentine’s Day

the only game I’m watching today is this clip on repeat

Me being forced to watch football featuring the National Anthem, Donald Trump, Taylor Swift, and a halftime show full of rap music.

Allegedly the Super Bowl’s on today I guess

Diva down

Got some new lights for behind the TV and it’s so much fun

It’s like NFL Sunday Ticket for gays this weekend

Lowkey Severance reheated Cyberpunk 2077’s nachos but in a classy air fryer and some tangy sauce to make it nice and different.