I have a 15% sincere crank theory that car dealership laws violate the constitution’s ban on titles of nobility because they are a right to extract an economic rent from a region and are typically passed through inheritance.
HELL YEAH GETTING H-E-B IN THE NATIONAL DIVORCE
I did not see any ninjas there.
Food was good so I am going to assume that was because the ninjas are talented, and not that there were no ninjas
The people with breaching equipment who wanted your attention were also drunk
….. I have no idea why the caption got cut off when posting. Trying it again
Wait… what’s going on with physics…
Or am I overthinking a joke?
So we should build it?
In case you haven’t had the pleasure of listening to LBJ ordering pants: https://youtu.be/nR_myjOr0OU?si=tRswe7lH4p6WUAMd
[LBJ calling Joe Haggar]
This wouldn’t be his salary as mayor since it would be 2025 income before he took office
But it would be his salary as assemblyman.
I was surprised his wife’s income is as low as it is for how good her art is
And if the thinkpeice somehow involves his mother’s memoir about polyamory: world peace
“Cat” is also bigger in the sense that expectations around veterinary care have risen along with stigma around euthanasia.
The Ram EREV that’s coming out soon would suit him. I am absolutely not joking. It has the gender affirming characteristics he needs
so you're saying he's a switch hitter???*
Humans were so desperate for spreadsheets they made them out of mud
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-39870485
It will have some protection by being in the center of a roundabout on an island. So within 3 days
If they start now, they should be far enough along for it to collapse because it’s to heavy for that island to support on July 4th
I only regret that I have but one 401k to give for my country
I don’t doubt him. Look at his track record. The Dow did reach 36,000
Why would you doubt this man’s predictions?
The Dow did reach 36,000
It’s also that Henry ended up whining about living a boring suburban life at the end.
It’s pretty easy to see how someone could read the story as “he ends up just like me, but looked way cooler that I did while getting there” and be a little jealous of it.
[Homer Simpson voice] I don’t have to make my wife promise to not jump out of an airplane
Both could be true
The martinis were smaller back then, but I would still fall asleep at my desk after 1.5 martinis at lunch.
At the first court appearance it’s really keeping options open while their attorney gets their feet on the ground and talks to the prosecutor about a plea bargain.
You have to plead something, and you can change a not guilty plea to guilty at any time, but not the reverse.
I’m happy they made a large print version for people with poor vision. But I resent them making it mandatory
Fraud and wasting money is all Trump does you fucking donkey
More seriously, it’s not a difference in kind, just quality. Differences in quality are meaningful, but there’s a major tendency to shy away from qualitative critiques for reasons good and bad. And a lot of arguments suffer for arguing kind instead of quality