Oh my god. Was he like, “who dis?” 🙈🙈🙈🙈

even waiting until awards time is cruel. He should get it NOW if there is any fairness in this world

Have you tried Murdle? It’s my fave lately

One day I will be able to listen to “Me & the sky” from come from away and not cry. Today is not that day. Thanks for that Spotify. 😭

While scrolling on Hallmark + (which you can sign up for month to month- you’re welcome):

“These all sound SO stupid. I can’t wait to watch all of them.”

🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

💀

The grocery stores and such keep playing Backstreet Boys. On the one hand, yeah! That’s my jam! On the other…… it’s an oldies playlist isn’t it?

6yo just asked me how some people don’t have families (we’re doing angel tree and I told him about foster kids). When I rattled off the reasons such as having a kid too young- he then asked: there are high school kids that get married and have children?! All incredulous.
Erm. Yup. 😅 help.

You have more self control than the average bear!

Midlife crisis Donkey?! What, a new car would be too fun and unsmelly?

buy a lottery ticket next!

Concentration camps defined as “mass civilian detention without real trials targeting vulnerable groups for political gain based on ethnicity, race, religion or political affiliation rather than for crimes committed.”

Was it the baseball cap? The MTA t shirt? Or the crocs?

In Vienna, home for the summer:

Sincerest apologies to everyone on our hotel floor. People next to us on the train. Bystanders at breakfast.

I did not realize I have the LOUDEST KID IN THE WORLD.

Who is this little American and why is everyone telling me he is mine? 😵‍💫

Is Alex one of the players and in love with Henry and so he keeps messing up when hottie prince is there?

Oh you're sweet! Here you go: archiveofourown.org/works/58294843

(that you for all you do though @archiveofourown.org

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Help. I was just going to bed!

Nope! But man reports were not exaggerated. SO much spit.

YES. I totally wrote this in my ghost whisperer fic.
There was no scenario in the concept where that wouldn’t happen.

Just saw Just In Time on Broadway and I have to say: I never ever want to hear gay guys complain about their choices again. You got Jonathan Groff! All his costars looked in love with him. An expression mirrored by all audience members. Myself especially.

It’s gotten better! Penny Polar Bear in Peppa Pig has two moms. 🙂 Slowly but surely!

Bert and Ernie are indeed a gay couple, 'Sesame Street' writer claims Former “Sesame Street” writer Mark Saltzman said Bert and Ernie’s relationship was modeled after his own with his life partner, Arnold Glassman.

911 queerbaiting giving flashbacks.

Years. YEARS of saying, “no way they’re just friends!” If it walks like a duck… #911onabc #buddie

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncn...

If someone is coding you give them a milligram of epi and start compressions.

If they're seizing or in a psychotic episode - you push 2 of Ativan.

One more season of Chicago Med and I'll be ready for the hippocratic oath! 🙃

never ask a buddie fan about the week of may 15, 2025 #911onABC

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What it feels like to not even know the word queerbaiting, binging an 8 season show- only for that show to be a masterclass on the subject.
#911onabc

This generation has no appreciation for art!

Recovering from watching #911onabc be like:

Hubs started working for OpenAi and now I have to keep all the stupid ways I use chatgpt to myself. 🙈 Don't want him and his colleagues to get discouraged!

Me: “how do these sunglasses look?”
6y: “Uhhhh. Not so good. Everyone is going to congratulate you.”
Me: “what?”
6y: “yeah! They’re going to say congratulations on becoming a grandma! Cause you look like a grandma!”
Why is my child roasting me?