Spicy Charlie AND Spicy Aubry, I love it here #Survivor50

I enjoyed the premier despite all of Jeff’s absolutely obnoxious overproduction antics, NOT because of them. His behavior in this interaction really highlighted how divorced he is from the person and host he once was. He has completely, irrevocably, lost the plot. #Survivor50 #Survivor

This is spot on. I’ve been sitting here struggling to figure out how exactly to put it into words, but Jeff’s energy in that interaction felt…sinister, almost sadistic. And all the Botox just makes it even more off putting I think 💀

I've been thinking a lot about why the celebrity emphasis on #Survivor50 is so annoying.

Will have more on this in my #Survivor recap later.

The main message that I'm getting from season 50 is that we need more returnee/all star seasons #survivor50

Already devastated thinking about anything bad ever happening to the sweet, precious magenta tribe. Who am I? What is this? Why is it healing my soul, and how long do I have before it destroys it? #Survivor50

absolute cinema

nerdy kings in love😭😭😭😭😭 my dream alliance deadass #Survivor50

Mike White with his new abs #survivor50

✨ #survivor50

#bb27

“Please step over Will’s body and have a seat” is crazy 🤣😭 #BB27 #BigBrother27

a woman with red hair and a purple dress is standing on a stage with her mouth open . ALT: a woman with red hair and a purple dress is standing on a stage with her mouth open .

Rachel Eileen Reilly Villegas, you will ALWAYS be Vegas! #bb227 #BigBrother27

Asmodeus… stay in the house and get Mickey too #BB27

NEVER MIND SORRY, I WAS JUST BEING A SILLY GOOSE, PARDON ME

The future of this entire season rests in the hands of a proudly unemployed 30-something man who rocks a beanie 24/7 and a professional aura painter who fails to recognize a trace of the most heinous aura I have perceived through a tv screen in years. I am so sick. #BB27 #BigBrother27

Not one brain cell to be found. I’m actually speechless. #BB27 #BigBrother27

I’m partial to the massive bunny

This Kelley/Vince/Keanu alliance is actually so embarrassing 😬 #BB27

This is why we need night one feeds btw. #BB27 #BigBrother

Rob Cesternino is in a Scottish castle with Taylor Swift’s MIL and the #Survivor50 jury just landed at LAX. And that silly little parking lot show wants to withhold week one feeds and still get attention? In this reality tv timeline? GTFOH.

Honestly…regardless of who goes home, at least the girlies are fighting (the bar is in hell 😭) #Survivor #Survivor48

RIP Kamilla’s tailbone #Survivor #Survivor48

Kyle STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME KYLE. #Survivor #Survivor48

Did Joe slide down on purpose or— #Survivor #Survivor48

Tonight’s edit so far is giving pretty strong “Shauhin is going home” vibes to me #Survivor #Survivor48

I lowkey feel like Kyle and Kamilla haven’t been on the same page once since the Thomas episode #Survivor #Survivor48

a woman in a white jacket is holding a plate with food on it . Alt: Alexis from Schitt’s Creek saying “ew David”

#Survivor48 #Survivor

Yes, and then Kamilla and Shauhin are apparently working together at the beginning of the episode and in the challenge, but then Kamilla is working with Mitch on the journey, and none of them are working with Star, who is working with Eva and Joe, who Shauhin and Mitch are also maybe working with? 😵‍💫

So…have we all lost the plot of who is working with whom, or is it just me…? #Survivor48 #Survivor

Oh these people hate fun and good tv 😭 #Survivor #Survivor48