Seems appropriate at a stadium named King Power that it’s the classic story of a less impressive son squandering his father’s legacy. #lcfc

The Daily Gaslightgraph.

The man seems to launch barbs at everyone apart from one. “Traitors” he shouts, whilst we still wait for any critical words to be directed at Vladimir Putin. “Traitors”

A green sign reading ABC GROOMING on the front of a Japanese store front

Michael Jackson's career trajectory

A proper game of football, this one, berween a team that should have wrapped up the title already and another which should have been demoted to League One a long time ago.

Spursy.

As Coventry City have won promotion it’s worth bringing up the fun fact that between finishing 6th in the old First Division in 1970, they never finished higher than 6th in any of the four divisions they played in until they won the EFL League One title in 2020.

Is the pope Catholic? JD Vance thinks he has an answer | Marina Hyde When it comes to theology, Donald Trump’s vice-president clearly knows best. Are we about to see an American break with Rome, asks Guardian columnist Marina Hyde

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On Thursday, we received the solemn news that the Queen had died peacefully at Balmoral. To be told this on only my second full day as Prime Minister felt utterly unreal. In a state of shock, I found myself thinking: 'Why me? Why now?'

Two years ago, the first extracts from Liz Truss’ book began to emerge.

Historically the country has generally favoured a potentially lying prime minister.

Editor: You get those photos of Donald Trump and Jesus?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what

Let’s send over Andrew instead of Charles. At least they’ll have a special relationship they can discuss.

Yes, but I thought I was a doctor. Some days I think I’m a car, brmmm brmmm! I have another brain test for super smart people this week.

Wonder if J D Vance has the self-awareness to know everywhere he goes he fails? And possibly more importantly for him, do his wealthy patrons see this?

Why don’t Spurs and Arsenal just merge to become successful?

I see President Baldrick has another cunning plan.

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

I’m going to be using this line at least three times a week from now on

Imagine if Trump ran a casino, he’d even bankrupt that!

[checks Wikipedia] Oh.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

Also from a man who managed to bankrupt his own casino.

West Ham seem to have developed the ability to score from shots at 0.75x speed.

was that Melania speech one of Iran’s demands

Melania:

The White House now, figuratively, emulating this gif, but alternating between 'Epstein files' and 'Iran War'.

Sounds like Operation Epstein Fury is kicking-off.

A very stocky Exmoor Horn ram.

Happy 8th anniversary to the tweet that changed us forever. Look at this absolute unit.

And you’ve included skydiving in the pre-nuptial agreement as requested?

Yes Mr Vance, Clause 14.2(iii)

Trump: “I moved on Iran like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there.”