I’m offended.

Good luck paying those student loans

NEW GRADUATES NOW ACCOUNT FOR JUST 7% OF NEW HIRES AT BIG TECH, DOWN FROM 25% IN 2023 AND OVER 50% PRE-PANDEMIC, PER FORBES.

My friends in Minneapolis can’t sleep because of military helicopters hovering over their head and the zipping sounds of drones going through their neighborhood. What the hell is going on?

They went on a joyride

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Had Bari Weiss just ran the story, it would have been seen by a couple million people tops. The bootleg has now gone viral, and may end up being the most-watched 60 Minutes segment ever. It might be time to rename the Streisand Effect.

Best costume

Thank you. It’s unimaginable to me that we are going to let 50 million people go into starvation.

This took place in the East wing of the White House. We already had a ballroom.

And if it’s true that one country can simply blow up a boat belonging to another country because it’s in international Waters wouldn’t be a little risky to go on a cruise these days?

Personal bankruptcy filings soar amid ‘mounting financial pressure’ More consumers are seeking a lifeline amid challenging economic conditions and waning financial optimism.

My bankruptcy business is going crazy, and that’s not a good sign

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Why were you watching morning Joe? Have you cracked?

A nutjob

“Get it all on record now. Get the films. Get the witnesses. Because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.”

Dwight D. Eisenhower

It always has been. They all knew that Denny Hastert was a child molester, and they elevated him to speaker of the house.

He is mentioned over 100,000 times. You can bet your ass it's completely scrubbed now.

It's good to see Coal so fat and healthy

It takes four minutes to Garrotte someone. They hired someone with real skill to get in and get it done and get out in two minutes

I always worry that there’s going to be a huge thought balloon above my head with “what an asshole” inside of it

I think that means he’s going to pay us to take the drugs

I agree!