Went in a guy's house one time and just lit up without even asking if it was ok; wearing shoes on the carpet and everything.

Threw an oilcan delay on my moped muffler to keep fools guessing.

Wash your hands. Eat your supper.

there's never been a wizard worth following to hell

baseball is the golf of sports

mr. hammond is an acceptable name for a wealthy industrialist in a story about anthropomorphized pigs, but to call his company pig iron foundry or somesuch is an overreach and beneath you

the prevailing sentiment of the outgoing generation of whalers was that libraries in the merchant marine would erode interest in learning cool knots

me breakdancing: this is the part when i would do a freestyle 720 roll if i had finished the udemy course i bought last year