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Posts by si̓̽̕m͌̈́̕o͌̔̀ñ m̈́͠o͑̐̈́o͆̈́͆n 🧮🏴‍☠️

i have this group of excruciatingly slow talker friends who think i have a problem with interrupting people. i thought you motherfuckers were done talking. are we having a conversation or are you lecturing.

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tbh saw like at least a couple cars

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saw some cars the other day

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told homegirl who has impeccable taste that i wasn't sure if Kill la Kill was my jam and she assured me that i should hold off on making that decision until at least episode 12

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TV and vhs tapes

TV and vhs tapes

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

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telling my cat she's done kid and turn in her badge and her gun she's a loose cannon

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don't switch the blade on me i'm keeping track of visions in my eyes

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my homie is getting into chinese food and culture and the restaurants he wants to try are getting more and more "traditional" by which i mean fukn weird today he wants to get pickled fish soup i found a ramen place across the street lol i already know pickled fish is not gonna be my jam

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thank you

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photo of ground control at nasa, a plushie cat is on one of the desks, indicated with a red circle, artemis from sailor moon.

photo of ground control at nasa, a plushie cat is on one of the desks, indicated with a red circle, artemis from sailor moon.

Artemis (from Sailor Moon) is also at ground control today, overseeing Artemis 2 (from Sailing around the Moon) reentry.

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uh which swipe direction means what

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this is the thing where some guys try to invade venezuela and capture maduro back in 2020. like 58 dudes in two boats, one of them gets sunk the other barely makes it ashore but before they do they're told the mission is a failure and to just hide lol.

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Operation Gideon (2020) - Wikipedia Plot infiltrated and foiled by Maduro administration

i think about Operation Gideon a lot lol
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might as well call the moon a fuckin planet

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if pluto is a planet then every spherical object in the solar system is a planet because that's all that will be left of the classifying definition.

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nope. fuckin stupid. Ceres was discovered first, before the asteroid belt in which it resides, and when the belt was discovered it was classified as a large spherical asteroid cuz its orbit isn't clear. Pluto crosses another planets orbit (not even Ceres does this) and meanders into the kuiper belt

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looking like they're not going to break that record. guess we'll have to try again in WW IV

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i'm running on a "nuke the poles repeatedly" platform we're trying to kill the planetary magnetosphere and just let the sun cook us until we have mars 2 then elon won't even need to go anywhere

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that's awful man i'm sorry

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tensegrity cube stand

tensegrity cube stand

tensegrity cube stand

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are you a technical artist? this all sounds a bit like my own inner monologue on certain days/weeks

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Frame #66400 from S03 -E20 - Battle Ray-627685

Frame #66400 from S03 -E20 - Battle Ray-627685

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covering my naked body in nicotine patches and submerging myself in espresso

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looks Portia-sized

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she was like i don't got no dabloons and i was like that's ok we finance

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she was like "lol" and i was like "you know what price just went up"

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gf asked me for a ride to the dentist so i sent her this

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nor is it a purely california thing fwiw we just put up big numbers

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sadly correct

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