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Adoro demais este vídeo pq o bichinho está muito "ei vc se escondendo. Parece importante. vou me esconder tb"

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Tom Cavalcanti, de peruca preta e paletó bagunçado e gravata solta com um microfone, com a legenda "LAAAST NIIIGHTTTT SHEEE SAAAAIIIIIIDDD"

Tom Cavalcanti, de peruca preta e paletó bagunçado e gravata solta com um microfone, com a legenda "LAAAST NIIIGHTTTT SHEEE SAAAAIIIIIIDDD"

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O querido dos correios!! Agora eu posso fazer o quote bonitinho 🤏

Pipira-azul pfv traga em segurança pra minha casa as coisinhas do catarse que eu apoiei 🙏

(Meu Deus vai fazer 2 anos que eu fiz esse desenho)

#BRart

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A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog stands on a table, posing next a basted peak lapel sport coat. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posting next to a basted blue tweed sport coat with notch lapels. The jacket is being displayed on a dress form.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog sitting on the floor, posing in front of a wall where three tailored jackets are hanging.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

A dog poses on a table. He's surrounded by a tailor's measuring tape.

Every time this tailor posts a photo of their workspace, it looks like their dog is a tailor and he's showing off the garments he made.

IG z.o.e.y.a.t.e.s

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I couldn't help myself

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Scientists found Quest 64 in every single human testicle they tested

Scientists found Quest 64 in every single human testicle they tested

Good morning

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Print da busca do Google do resultado da Wikipedia do jogador Oscar Sdhmidt com a edição do falecimento dele realizada há 4 minutos.

Print da busca do Google do resultado da Wikipedia do jogador Oscar Sdhmidt com a edição do falecimento dele realizada há 4 minutos.

Aliás, os editores da Wikipedia são assustadores. A notícia mal saiu e eles já correram pra atualizar a página dele.

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Eita...

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Jay, an individual posting on bsky via b.sky.team saying "bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use claude code" the space where comments should be is stuck in a state of loading in, clearly not working - a constant, increasingly common issue on bsky

Jay, an individual posting on bsky via b.sky.team saying "bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use claude code" the space where comments should be is stuck in a state of loading in, clearly not working - a constant, increasingly common issue on bsky

this shit is so fucking funny, we know fuckwits

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Patch do em sexto que ainda mantém o em sexto

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QRTing Micah (hi! 👋) to say the illustrations I've made for the Earth Shrine are up in my portfolios 🎉

This was an incredible collaboration overall, with more than 30 drawings. Ty @kupocon.com !

www.artstation.com/artwork/3E8olm

Shop page: kupo.shop/products/the...

#Art #KupoCon

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Coisa linda ele aumentando o precinho

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Pica ele de volta

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Mas gente... Não entendo esses takes, mas se precisa explicar o óbvio, vamos lá:

É pra ter mais material pra desenhar o Sonic enrabando o Mario.

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Isso é tipo

"Lugares desconhecidos na avenida Paulista: Casa das Rosas"

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Muito corajoso da revista estampar a capa dela com um robô enfiando o dedo no CU da Amiga

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Three panel comic. Panel 1: the babadook is standing, leaning against the booth at a restaurant table. He’s chatting with a family sitting at the table, “So I took the paycheck from the movie, and I bought this place.” Panel 2: the father of the family asks, “you still get royalties for that?” Panel 3: the babadook replies, “eh. Like 40 bucks.” The father says, “no kidding.” There is signage on the wall behind them that reads “Baba’s Greek Bistro”.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the babadook is standing, leaning against the booth at a restaurant table. He’s chatting with a family sitting at the table, “So I took the paycheck from the movie, and I bought this place.” Panel 2: the father of the family asks, “you still get royalties for that?” Panel 3: the babadook replies, “eh. Like 40 bucks.” The father says, “no kidding.” There is signage on the wall behind them that reads “Baba’s Greek Bistro”.

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Tomei esses dias e é só sabor limão. Ainda fico com o de manga.

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Cu de macho

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imagem retrata dois dinossauros da espécie Paquicefalossauro (Pachycephalosaurus) colidindo suas cabeças espessas e um texto escrito "é dessa forma que os carecas deveriam lutar"

imagem retrata dois dinossauros da espécie Paquicefalossauro (Pachycephalosaurus) colidindo suas cabeças espessas e um texto escrito "é dessa forma que os carecas deveriam lutar"

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La creme azul calcinha seguiu você
Chocolate bem surpresa
Talento tadalafila
Dengo catuaba
Willy Wanker
Taruguito

etc

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My right to access a game supersedes your right to immersion. Accessibility options can be turned off, leaving your immersion intact. My disability cannot be switched off. Your desire to brag about beating a difficult game should not be fulfilled at the cost of people like me.

My right to access a game supersedes your right to immersion. Accessibility options can be turned off, leaving your immersion intact. My disability cannot be switched off. Your desire to brag about beating a difficult game should not be fulfilled at the cost of people like me.

Period

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Photograph of a car with a squirrel inside of it, perched on the steering wheel. The car is the color of champaign at a beige convention, and the squirrel is the color of squirrels. The squirrel is holding a package of crackers in it's mouth. They are the kind like you get at a restaurant, where you get two crackers wrapped in plastic.

The driver's side window is slightly cracked. This is how the squirrel got in, and how it got out. It threw the crackers out first, and then climbed out after them. Everything in this operation suggested that this was not the squirrel's first rodeo.

Photograph of a car with a squirrel inside of it, perched on the steering wheel. The car is the color of champaign at a beige convention, and the squirrel is the color of squirrels. The squirrel is holding a package of crackers in it's mouth. They are the kind like you get at a restaurant, where you get two crackers wrapped in plastic. The driver's side window is slightly cracked. This is how the squirrel got in, and how it got out. It threw the crackers out first, and then climbed out after them. Everything in this operation suggested that this was not the squirrel's first rodeo.

A closeup of the squirrel sitting on the steering wheel. The squirrel deserves a name, so we'll call her Anjeloma, and she's what you might call a winner. She is still squirrel colored. The crackers are white, and labeled "Zest." As if Anjeloma needed more zest. Squirrel, please.

You can't see much of the car, but you can see smudges of grunge at the edges of the windshield, where the wipers have cast aside the debris of previous rains and pollen-falls.

A closeup of the squirrel sitting on the steering wheel. The squirrel deserves a name, so we'll call her Anjeloma, and she's what you might call a winner. She is still squirrel colored. The crackers are white, and labeled "Zest." As if Anjeloma needed more zest. Squirrel, please. You can't see much of the car, but you can see smudges of grunge at the edges of the windshield, where the wipers have cast aside the debris of previous rains and pollen-falls.

The world is stupid, but I just watched a squirrel break into a car in the parking lot below me, steal a package of crackers, and escape to a nearby tree. So at least somebody is winning.

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