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Posts by Brian Fountain
The singularity is upon us and I have nothing to wear.
Having trouble getting over this recent usage of “aesthetic” as an absolute adjective. @jesszafarris.bsky.social where do you land on this?
“No one’s ever seen numbers like this before.”
You’re right point this out! Would you like help finding the terminal window you were looking for?
Hosted my first Blood on the Clocktower game last night. I only made several dozen mistakes. Pretty proud of myself
I think it's time we finally ask the question, "Are Mercator projections DEI for Greenland?"
When reading anything that Musk posts, I find it helpful to imagine a breathless 8 year old running into the room to tell you something.
Elon: “Did you know there’s like millions of 150 year old people?! (Gulps Caprisun) They are collecting social security and spending it on trans comic books!”
The Spam bots are evolving. They‘ve removed the OF links and now lie in wait to spring their pig-sticking trap on me.
Adams must be removed. The city cannot sustain being governed for nearly a year by a Mayor who is being coerced by Trump admin in order to escape charges.
This corruption poses a real threat to the people of the city. He should have resigned a while ago, but will not. So it’s time for him to go.
I just wrote this database algorithm that can save the US $20B!
> DELETE FROM vendors WHERE name = 'SPACE EXPLORATION TECHNOLOGIES CORP.';
"So happy DOGE is rooting out corruption at our nations nuclear silos. Dems are just angry they don't have a fortified compound like Musk to store the warheads." - MAGA (a week from now, probably)
Pythagoras: “My entire project is about having fun, dressing up and honoring your inner child. Not triangles.”
Elisabeth Potter, an Austin, Texas, plastic surgeon, claimed on Instagram Jan. 7 that UnitedHealth denied an in-patient stay after surgery related to cancer. “I had to scrub out mid-surgery to call United, only to find that the person on the line didn’t even have access to the patient’s full medical information, despite the procedure already being pre-approved,” Potter said in the post. One of Potter’s attorneys, Jessica Underwood, said Potter received a Jan. 13 letter from Clare Locke demanding that she correct her posts, apologize to UnitedHealth and condemn threats of violence that the law firm said resulted from the posts. But Underwood, of the law firm Nix Patterson, said Potter’s statements about the insurer were truthful. “Dr. Potter will not be silenced by UnitedHealthcare’s attempts to threaten and harass her,” Underwood said.
UnitedHealth has hired a defamation law firm to counter negative social media posts about the company.
Their first target appears to a plastic surgeon who said that UnitedHealth denied one of her patient an in-patient stay after surgery.
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OMG! I just found out that USAID spent $16 million to have the word “gullible” removed from the dictionary because people who identify as birds found it offensive! SMDH
Yes. I literally googled it when Trump pulled the Fauci’s security detail
Trump just launched a trade war against Canada over fentanyl. The US seized - wait for it - 43 pounds at the US-Canada border last year.
43 pounds.
This casserole is brought to you by SquareSpace…
When you are trying to be ethical but you still want that engagement
I am already befriending local milkmaids
Wouldn't be easier to make Mexico a state? It would solve most of our immigration issues. And the new southern border wall would only need to be about 140 miles long. Think of the savings!
"Technology is anything invented after you were born, everything else is just stuff." ~ Alan Kay
Woke is any social progress invented after you were born, everything else is just culture.
I think the best advice you can give a recent grad is “label your keys”
Well that's a horse of a different color!
With the wide adoption of the AT Protocol, I think it's time to bring the Yo App back?
Can’t seem to drain the swamp no matter how many alligators we elect.