Why are all the passengers calling me by the name of an earth rodent??? WHY!!!

Chief, quick self-sealing stembolt question: would you recommend stembolt use to seal an organic gasket after a bowl of O’Brien’s famous chili? Or should I erect a level 10 force field?

Caucus V, sir.

I didn’t request pork shoulder, Chief…

Quick, Chief! We need ten very pale female personnel in knee high boots, stat!

…Just make sure to have Julian stretch you out first..,

Bowling, Chief? At your shoulder’s age? Good thing Julian is there.

Chief, I uh, just passed the coffee. Which end do you want it from?

Well Chief, all I can say is that you are going to HATE the train program…

Oh…Chief…I hope your tactical thong is vacuum sealed.

Whoa whoa whoa! Let’s think about this for a second…

This calls for EXTREME flavor measures, Chief!

BRB, Chief. I’m checking out this nacho cheese luge…

Aaaaaahhh!!! My frijoles!!!

Chief, we talked about this in HR. Just because you call it a leaf blower doesn’t mean you can paint an engine on it and wave it around the promenade while making blowing noises.

Judging by the facts in the 1973 case Kohler v Kohler, the answer is a simple yet resounding no.

Quick Voight-Kampff test to determine if you are a robot or not, Chief. Have you ever kissed the Blarney Stone and/or Dr Bashir?

Bad time to go green and ask for the porcelain cup, eh Chief?

Chapter one: In your end-o. Chief, is this what you were talking about?

Are we not doing phrasing anymore, Chief?

The groin is the shoulder of the nards, sir.

CODE RED, CHIEF! CODE RED ALL OVER THE FLOORS AND WALLS.

Chief, I transmitted the coordinates to the nearest Bog cube. Not enough people doing the robot in here.

Worf also said he’s missing his Targ jerky.

Sir, the station is missing a large quantity of dilithium and warp coolant for the Defiant. Just thought I’d pass the info along…

See, this is why you should extend Tactical Thong Tuesdays™️ to Wednesdays, Chief.

Why are you wearing pants? Isn’t it tactical thong Tuesday?!?