Saw ONE inside a truck this morning. I burned rubber getting out of that parking lot.

Kids KNOW!

Those potatoes keep screaming my name!!!

Happiness!!! ...As I wipe tears away...

Schmitt’s Creek

@npr.org

Cry me a fucking river.

The dude from Queens is about to get his (overdue) beatdown from Chicago's Rope-A-Dope Pope.

She wants that Inclusion, eh?

Nobody should give any credence to anything Graham Cracker the Charlatan says.

Turd

a cartoon tree with red apples and green leaves on a sandy ground . Alt: A yellow apple falling directly from an apple tree with red apples still on the branches.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...

And HE pays no taxes...in addition to suing the IRS because someone released his tax return to the media. Just playing in our faces every day.

Pat Boone would be singing his own songs, with no rhythm or soul.

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FYI

They conveniently forget that healthcare and security are part of the salary package, and Donnie has been over-abusing those benefits.

Member of the club, in good standing.

a baby in a diaper with its mouth open Alt: A cartoon baby in a diaper crying with his mouth wide open and kicking his legs.

He's still waiting for his testicles to drop. Just mad about errrrrthing.

TOO long...

a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree . Alt: a grim reaper is holding a scythe in a black and white photo in front of a tree .

This is probably next

Coultergeist…
I’m done!

a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it . Alt: Orange/Red Koolaid Dude busting through a kitchen wall, words on screen are: “Oh Yeah!!!”

Watch me!

My mom used to call that “talking out the side of your neck”.

Kashmir

This!!

Off topic a bit…does Junior wear a bra or is that a bulletproof vest?

Vance couldn't negotiate his way out of a plate of spaghetti.