Some weeks ago, Ashley and I failed as parents but forgetting to order pizza for school lunches.

This time we did not forget.

Beef is fine for dudes, but Bro-tein is right there!

This is, I believe, the dumbest thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

I got very little sleep last night I'm absolutely furious about this meeting tomorrow. I have completely run out of patience for management playing games.

Today's crackers are salt& proper and the manchego I bought the other week but hadn't opened yet.

they told progressives to fuck off. so we did.

now they're telling white liberals to fuck off.

who's left?

the right won't vote for the labour party. ever. the right think labour are 'woke commie marxists'. keir starmer could tattoo a swastika on his forehead and they'd still call labour marxist.

Few things are more heartwarming than a redundancy consultation letter that misspells your name.

Should have tinned fish again.

Is it weird to be like, I should save the Azores tuna although Its probably not any different than the regular tinned tuna? Not like it's going to be a big chunk of belly or something.

Want to try the octopus but like, should I heat it up?

Myles Straw just showed what 94th percentile sprint speed is good for.

If this meeting on Wednesday turns out to be some bullshit I'm going to file complaints against both managers involved.

You rarely see an at-bat uglier than that...

Only 15 pitches for Cease in a perfect bot4. He's up to 9 Ks.

#Bluejays

Please check out this *fascinating* programme for next week. I'm really looking forward to attending online as much as I can. There are some really neat talks that are going to be there, and lots of friends of @globalmarhist.bsky.social like Meaghan Walker and Seth LeJacq

Yes.

I will pay you to take them off my hands

And the disappearance of the headphone jack. Fuck you, Tim Cook

Calling inflation caused by the rise in oil prices a made in Canada problem is so dumb that you can only hope they know they’re lying

The Toronto Raptors won ...

... a tiebreaker with the Atlanta Hawks for the 19th pick.

Thank you, Ernst.
Thank you, Young.

We're dealing with this at work too. Despite the consultants report deliberately talking about career advancement. Management blankly refusing to sign anybody off to move up. Won't talk about it

Lilley is a twat

I know there is a lot going on out there, but unfortunately pervasive concern over climate is all set up to make an absolutely roaring comeback

Tonight I'm doing "Korean" (club house) chicken with rice, and picked vegetables, and also a riff on the cheesecake factory cauliflower which I love

The other suggestion is that they'll just make something up and try to jam me on it. Which would be also quite dumb. And why they'd want to do that at the beginning of the season, I have no idea.

(There hasn't been any kind of incident, so there's nothing obvious this meeting could be about)

Stupid "investigation" meeting is on Wednesday. I'm pretty bloody sure it's just management harassing me over health and safety stuff.

Retaliation for reporting safety issues is illegal, so for them to be blatant about it is pretty stupid. But we'll see.

What feijoa is pronounced feee-jowa?

I've been doing it wrong for 10 years

Self portrait of smugness

Feeling a lot better now about this stupid meeting on Monday

It was very good. Liked this a whole lot more than the razor clam paté

I really really enjoyed this. Adding the apple was a great idea. But I would definitely get this tin again

HOW WE GOT HERE I will always wake up feeling like I have just woken up on the wrong planet.

Meanwhile, @edsbs.bsky.social and @hollyanderson.bsky.social are doing their annual Charity Bowl, which like @bencollins.bsky.social, is good people doing good things, earnestly and with heart. This is the stuff, man. This is the stuff.
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THE ONION OFF THE TOP ROPE

They're calling them the most punchable glasses in world history