Could've been the state of the union address

Danny barely managed to stay above it 🙏

Reached the age where it makes total sense to me how common it is for men to have heart attacks after shoveling snow.

You're like the total opposite of Jerri Blank

Every day I go on the internet and get so mad I just want to engage in fisticuffs with someone. Anyone involved with or supporting these atrocities. But some coward would prob shoot me.

🤌 That's-a nice picatta 👌

None of the cooking videos on YouTube explain this, but my Italian food definitely comes out way better when I speak with an obnoxious accent while I cook.

I bet he normally wouldn't but that would require him to be able to view a content creator as a multifaceted person. Such a high standard 🙄

My cats absolutely love this cat TV YouTube channel I found. So much that they beg me to change the channel when I have human TV on. I am concerned Toby may become depressed from not being able to actually murder the critters he sees. He's the sweetest little thing with murder in his heart

Stats after 1 month of NBA

wagers placed: 1324
ROI: 11.2%
winnings: that's between me, Jesus, and the IRS
days off taken: 2
minutes spent watching games: 0
minutes spent wondering what I'm doing with my life: many but I gots bills to pay

That was some fish 🤤

Sometimes I'm feeling kind of down and then realize I've been catching up on too many podcasts and forgot to listen to music for a few days lol

So excited to find a ticket last minute to see Paint it Black in the church basement tonight. Needed the therapeutic fury of Dr. Yemin yelling in my face.

I could definitely feel the love smushed into my face 🥰. We are grateful for you!

Fall is a confusing time of year. You walk into a grocery store and are overwhelmed by the apple section. There's so many options and new varieties to choose from! Luckily I discovered a handy tool to look up any apple with the flavor profile and all sorts of info.
applerankings.com

Why would anyone like getting caught in the rain?

At the very least, their music should be on Spotify

Screaming Sneakers - Violent Days YouTube video by AtomicRadio77

Lisa Nash, vocalist of short lived band Screaming Sneakers, should've become an icon.

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It's insane that there's gestapo snatching people off the streets, which is only the beginning, and most people are just like eh what can you do 🤷

On the flip side, I am so over wearing pants.

Perfect drinking morning coffee, covered in cats weather 🥰

Customer service from a sportsbook sent me free tickets to the Phillies game tonight. This must be the male equivalent of pretty girl privilege.

Can't believe I'm just finding out about this video. I believe Trevor's death may not have been an accident and he was taken out for speaking such truths.

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I may not be the perfect guy, but I'm happy to rub a women's feet for an hour and listen while they talk about their problems or how Rachel is a total bitch or whatever.

What a way to begin the day. Years of using the same starter word finally pays off.

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Stolen from my only friend on Facebook that's keeping it real

Bad: working so much I have to start passing on pickleball and other social outings

Good: eating at the noodle bar so often they started giving me extra large portions of chow fun

Quick business trip to downtown Vegas means stopping for a fried chicken Benedict and banana latte 😋