Today’s Cabinet meeting.

He. Is. Asleep.

25th.

(🎥 CNN)

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve seen one of the Blues score an ass goal. That’d make the trade worth it, IMHO.

He works his ass off and is a great team guy. He’ll throw down when he has to too. He’s lost a step with age but he’s a good leader in the room. Drouin got his first goal in - is that the only one we’ll get?

I probably do. Between that and the world and my life I could eat an entire bottle and still not make a dent.

Honestly I probably need to go back on antidepressants but I haaate the side effects.

Having a co-author on a dissertation, PhD or EdD, is a sign that you didn’t know what you were doing and the committee chair took over and needed to get you out of the program. I think it’s pretty rare.

I wrote my entire dissertation on my own and yet I’m not president of a university. Oh well.

If I can survive Atlanta rush hour without brake-checking actual assholes, ICE can survive residential streets at 1:30 in the afternoon or whenever this crap happened.

You know what, I’m starting to question if my daily Vitamin D pill’s really cutting it anymore.

Ditto. I hate that it’s been overshadowed by who she became (and honestly she was always a little… yeah) but it’s just so damn good.

As an AP Seminar teacher this is my #1 way to flag AI papers. The detectors are terrible but this (and British spellings in paraphrased AI) is pretty foolproof.

Honestly the only show I can think of that nailed it even as it aired was Roseanne. That was the only show on TV that has ever featured people like those I grew up around in a town like mine.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

So proud of the Blues who decided to put a pin in taking penalties and finally getting some SOG.

the fifa peace prize trophy with zombie-like hands holding up a crumbling earth

in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company

A BETTER BASE Look 1 A Breton striped tee can easily replace a white tee as a less-routine base layer. Look 2 One of the easiest ways to look stylish? Combine a navy tee, overshirt and pants with contrasting textures. For added punch, finish with a bright fisherman beanie. Look 3 The main takeaway here: An Oxford shirt can look great under a heavier overshirt. If it's cold, consider a thin turtleneck (Uniqlo's are great) as the base.

Red alert, boys. WSJ says it’s time to start dressing like Steve Zissou.

this music cue perfectly captures that feeling of when there's a cat and you see the cat

And they can’t review to see wha time the penalty was called? The play was dead.

Isles’ll score here and if they don’t score again I’ll be shocked. At least this’ll be a creative way for the Blues to blow a lead.

No no no no no not Faulk. Shit.

This season is bad enough without him being hurt.

So is CloudFront down now? I’m trying to log on to TurnItIn to grade assignments and I can’t.

I hate being forced to use technology to check for AI and nefariousness. Teaching in the 90s must’ve been awesome. Just grade some printed normal research papers. How nice.

How do you dismember someone on accident?

This stupid hockey team.

Glad that the Blues could footnote their game at into Ovi’s 900th goal.

Neil Gorsuch warns of president's growing power in Supreme Court hearing The U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments Wednesday over President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs.

You keep giving it to him, numbnuts.

Brandi Carlile: Church & State (Live) - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

Holy shit, this performance.

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And finish like that to boot.

I wish I could be half as poorly informed about the news as Mike Johnson is. It’s incredible.

I really would love to know what the hell is going on with them right now. Saturday just pissed me off.

Oh, cute, the Blues have a pulse and of course it comes from Nathan Walker.

If someone could teach my stepfather that a text message is preferable to a 35 minute conversation on a day where I was planning on just hiding from reality, that would be awesome.

That’s a feature, not a bug.