Not me wanting to do a stream where people can activate my pishockas redeems and shit but knowing I couldn't do it on twitch because I'd end up moaning halfway through 🥴

A bisexual will ask what's in your pants, just to clarify.

A pansexual will get up from under the table, wipe their mouth and go "Btw, what are your pronouns?"

Need someone to look at me with a perfectly straight face and say, with the conviction of someone on a goddamn mission, "I WILL get you pregnant," and really, REALLY mean it.

You ever cum so hard your vision literally goes purple?

it's swalloween, girls and enbies please come fuck the shit out of my throat tyvm

Why do you care what's in my pants bruh my tits are up here.

The "Magic Wand" is generally considered the most overpowered item in HuniePop 2

I now have direct firsthand experience WHY

Should not have bought a wand.

DEFINITELY should not have bought a wand.

Mankind was not meant to wield this much power.

I need to get better at blowjobs

THIS IS THE MOST "and they were both bottoms" EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD

Spending time with a friend rn. The first time we did this, it was kinda awkward and mostly just us talking. I was pretty jealous of her overall and wasn't in a healthy place. Now I'm way more confident and way happier and somehow I'm laying in her bed sucking on her nipples FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS

WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME??? EXCUSE ME??? I CAN MAKE MYSELF FEEL LIKE THAT SINCE WHEN???

This estrogen shit is fucking me up dude I am going off the deep end.

Going clothes shopping has become a lot more fun as I've started both developing a fashion sense and gaining a more feminine physique.

To the point where "this top makes my boobs look good" is a legitimate reason I have purchased multiple articles of clothing~ ❤️

Nobody told me that having tiddies would slowly push me into the habit of just, like, constantly playing with them. Like I'll just be sitting there doing something unrelated and realize I've been straight up fondling myself for like the past 20 minutes. XD

third times a charm

Let's commit sins together ❤️

The me of a year ago would be absolutely horrified at how much of a whore I've become. She'd also be kind of impressed. It is alarming how far someone can fall in such a relatively short time.

Chat he bought me a collar

AND A LEASH

And I can say with confidence that wearing this thing feels disturbingly comfortable. Why does wearing a collar feel so right. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?????

Unfortunately there isn't any low price that would work for me given that I am flat broke at the moment, so thank you for the offer but I'm just gonna wait until I get paid lol

Next time I have money I need to commission someone to draw me with MASSIVE FUCKING BAZONGAS but then it's all in a little thought bubble and in the bottom corner you see me asleep and dreaming about it lol

Oh yeah also this is happening if anyone wants to send me anything. Do your worst >:]

He just came in me and now he's chatting with his friends on Discord

I mean, no one has to know~

I👏hope👏your👏sodas👏are👏all👏warm👏from👏now👏on👏

I CAN'T WITH THIS FACE XD

I have a feeling I know who this is too and I love you too omfg XD ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

I don't know any! But I would love to be taught ;)

GHGHHMGMGMGHGMMGGHHGGHGHASDNFIOPADSBYDAFOASDGUOBDFYASUVBFUIO

Ahem

I'm okay

Imma hit you with a phat Maybe :3

Oh yeah also this is happening if anyone wants to send me anything. Do your worst >:]

Starting this off in the most beautiful way possible and I have a feeling I know who this is.

Love you too babe ❤️