Pork belly infused rum sounds absurd and the rest of the drink looks like it compliments it perfectly. Absolutely absurd.

Creed has exactly four albums and the temptation was HUGE

Sure why not

April Fools the one day a year where people manage to somehow make the internet worse.

Power Puff seems most interesting but chilaquiles has a super high floor

Revisionist fan service is SO infuriating. Commit or don't do it all.

I had a dream I was interviewing @samreich.bsky.social except he kept scoring me and it was slowly revealed to be an elaborate episode of Game Changer.

I wish Blue Lock was more like Haikyu!

I'll be riding the high from the Bears game for weeks

Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia's attorney sets stage to challenge for 7th season of eligibility Vanderbilt quarterback Diego Pavia is setting the stage to challenge for a potential seventh year of eligibility.

If he succeeds he'll become the first member of the NCAARP

Cowboys trading Micah Parsons to Packers for two first-round picks, DL Kenny Clark; All-Pro DE signing $188 million deal The Dallas Cowboys are trading All-Pro edge rusher Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers in exchange for a compensation package headlined by two first-round draft picks, NFL Network's Ian Rapoport, T...

A 2nd Luka trade has hit Dallas

Perfect might be a stretch for some of these but my favorite albums from the year I was sixteen.

Your choice of Lil Jon track (Get Low or Yeah!) always get the crowd going.

Crazy In Love - Beyonce/Jay-Z feels appropriate and is also a crowd pleaser.

Celebration by Kool & The Gang is timeless.

Heads Will Roll A-Trak remix is an underrated track that usually works.

Oops all spells has remained tier 0 or 1 through metas with UB reanimator with grief, UB reanimator with frog, UB reanimator with troll, UB reanimator with Tamiyo, and to this day. The deck is always the most broken thing in Legacy and just avoids bans by being hard to play.

Why are we okay banning Mycospawn and killing Eldrazi because it’s miserable but Oops is suddenly a novel deck and we don’t want to risk killing it? Why are we letting UB Reanimator fester as the best deck for literally over a year consecutively? Feels like 2 completely unrelated announcements

Days like today are why it boggles my mind that people are against a Legacy format panel.

It's just so consistently clear WotC does not have the capacity to be in touch with Legacy and that's honestly fair.

It's always been a casual community run format and we should embrace that.

Another year, another EW ruined by a lack of bans. At least we're consistent.

Congrats! I was playing a fair bit of Broodscale and my biggest point of confusion is why people are playing the gemstones in the side instead of just putting it main and sideboarding the land you're swapping for. You will be on the draw g1s being the logic.

Did you give any thought to that?

my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon

I'm a little late posting about this, but I encourage y'all to look into the TCGplayer Union busting controversy

I left my Channelfireball/TCGplayer writing gig after taking a call with some of the TCG union reps in 2023 and hearing about their poor treatment

Since then, little has changed
1/X

Get
2x lotus field
Simic
Tolaria West (bounce to hand after floating)
9 mana
Sac both fields and SGC

Transmute for pact
(6 mana)
Get analyst

Analyst crack for lands you sacced and searched.
Transmute again.
Titan

Get woodland + X
You're analyst looping now.

Allow me to be the 10th person to tell you that Sinners was a very fun movie and you should see it.

Won a team trios (Vintage, Legacy, 2015 modern) today.

I was in the legacy seat on Nadu breakfast. Deck felt super powerful but struggled a little vs the fair decks.

Related, I was even more impressed by my opponents UR Cori-Steel delver deck. Definitely seems like a great way to build tempo.

All he wants me to do is cast artifacts and Kozilek's Commands. I've never felt more understood.

As a longtime combo enjoyer, this actually rips.

If you played less flexible hard killcons in your storm deck you'd dead draw more often, but this couldn't happen to you.

It's just an unintended deckbuilding cost and I think modern containing lots of quirky corner cases is actually pretty cool.

Which Monster Hunter monster is this?

Charlotte bound! No one in my row or in front of me so already running hot!

Using LOTR as an example, the pushed cards felt that way.

OBM, Halfling, and the cyclers were generic. The MCs that hit were either fringe like Sam or cards you couldn't let miss like the ring.

That's clearly easier to do in modern though. I'm anxious to see if they hit that balance for standard.

Feel like my numbers are dropping every year.

DVP is a great song but Spotify just plays it every time I open the app.

Turnstile I like but surprised me at 1. There's like 8 of their songs that are never skips and the algorithm takes that as must play everything.

Probably going to be true for most people who follow you but it's also llanowar elves for me.

I love stuff like Dragonmaster Outcast but can't say I have high hopes for it.