The most cringe trend today is watching conservatives trot out weak sauce like this as though it proves they weren’t idiots for supporting Trump.
No, Kim - no, WSJ, you’re fucking idiots. And this is not redemption.
Run, don't walk, to The Atlantic and this atom bomb of a story by Sarah Fitzpatrick. It has it all: Drunken binges. Battering rams. Director freakouts.
www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
#JulianCrowley is in hot water, not for a solid PR tactic that went awry, but for dragging his brand into an overtly political stunt and spreading lies to mitigate the ensuing damage.
DoorDash has plenty of competition. I have their apps.
Guess which app I DON’T have, as of yesterday?
#DoorDitch
And let’s not forget Swalwell ran for the *presidency.*
Facts
Each year, colleges everywhere go to @usnews.com to see college rankings. They buy the Best Colleges hardcopy book or e-book and usually subscribe to US News' College Compass.
But US News only provides receipts UPON REQUEST. We can't reconcile our P Cards without them.
WTAF, US News? Solve this.
Add racist, and I think you've cracked the code.
In the 17 most recent Trump approval polls, he's underwater in 11 of them by 14 points or more.
In three polls (from CBS News, CNN and Reuters/Ipsos), he's down by more than 20 points, with the Reuters poll clocking him at -26.
And that was before his effort to portray himself as Christ.
Follow Chris at @kluweoc.bsky.social. He's amazing and deserves our support!
This is Thiessen, btw: the physical manifestation of a career spent working with Roger Stone, Paul Manafort, Jesse Helms, Donald Trump and the American Enterprise Institute. Smooth. Featureless. Broadly elliptical.
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When it comes to slavishly kissing Trump's ass, few do it with the unbridled enthusiasm of WaPo opinionist #MarcThiessen.
Seven of his last 7 columns have been devoted to praising Trump's actions in Iran.
Excerpt from yesterday's tour de force: "The brilliance of this plan is hard to overstate"
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Such a beautiful film I saw it when it was first released. It haunts me in the very best of ways to this day. Exquisite.
Trump/Vance are now madly searching for a high- profile election,
one that’s not even remotely close,
so they can sweep in and make a splashy endorsement that nobody wants
and that no one would ask for.
Ever.
Who could have seen it coming? The complexity of it all
Them: "These talks are universally important. It's critical that we deliver results."
Trump: "Cool. I'm sending the guy who bitched out the Ukranian president on live TV for not kissing my ass."
Isn't being the Straight of Hormuz a lot of pressure to put on someone? Talk about performance anxiety.
#NBCNews: “Historic” talks between Iran and USA to “end the war.”
WTAF?
We started it, tho IDK that we’ve classified it as “war” bc this is Saturday and who knows WTF Trump is saying today?
It’s only “historic” in that it’s part of history, as literally everything is.
Has NBC been bought too?
Points
We’re in Ruckelshaus-Cox-Bork territory.
When did Laura Ingraham become the new Greta Van Susteren?
“Sir, it’s baseball season. And this is a Wendy’s.”
At least he seems to have aged well.
I've been a fan of Bruce for more than 50 years. He hasn't had plastic surgery.
His good looks and physique and great skin are the results of clean living, smart nutrition and a daily fitness regimen.
A guy who eats Big Macs daily and slathers his mug in orange foundation would never understand.
Any Congressman or Senator who votes for such a package must be driven OUT of office and OUT of public life, permanently.
This is a moment in which we either stop Trump or saddle our grandkids and their economy with mountains of ruinous debt, all because of a criminal president.
RISE TF UP
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namely Medicare, housing and education programs.
He & Hegseth have pissed away billions in reckless, irresponsible spending, including, bombing Iran "back to the Stone Age." They've done it without Congressional approval or any consultation with allies.
We MUST mobilize to defeat his request.
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The next critical priority in the #NoKings movement is coming into focus:
Trump is demanding a $1.5 TRILLION defense budget, the largest in history, up 40% over the previous year.
To PARTIALLY pay for it, he'll slash domestic programs he swore he'd protect...
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www.nytimes.com/2026/04/03/u...
DNF with Head of Lettuce, it *always* prevails 🤲
🚨BREAKING: The White House has issued a clarification on the announcement of Todd Blanche succeeding Pam Bondi.
"No, Fake News, Todd Blanche will not be acting attorney general," spokesperson Karoline Leavitt said. "He's going to be acting like he's attorney general."
Pam Bondi should be radioactive as she leaves DOJ.
Any prospective employer who tries to bring her on should be disabused of any idea that hiring her would ever bring them a moment of peace.
