white lotus is the perfect hotel to go to if you want to ruin your family or friendships or your relationships or your entire life or get murdered at

Every time I see a cybertruck in the wild it's like sorry I don't believe a real person bought one of these with their own money. These are paid actors

April Ludgate from Parks and Rec saying “I didnt think March 31st existed”

Hand embroidered hoop art of Winnie the Pooh sitting down to eat with the phrase ‘eat the rich’

I think I’m obsessed with this actually????

Pokémon channel screenshot of a charmander plush saying “Feast your eyes on it! That is fantastic!”

Trudeau: "There's not a snowball's chance in hell that Canada will ever be the 51st state"

making money moves

Based Hellboy.

TO THE YOUNG WHO WANT TO DIE Sit down. Inhale. Exhale. The gun will wait. The lake will wait. The tall gall in the small seductive vial will wait will wait: will wait a week: will wait through April. You do not have to die this certain day. Death will abide, will pamper your postponement. I assure you death will wait. Death has a lot of time. Death can attend to you tomorrow. Or next week. Death is just down the street; is most obliging neighbor; can meet you any moment. You need not die today. Stay here - through pout or pain or peskyness. Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow. Graves grow no green that you can use. Remember, green's your color. You are Spring.

On the days I am about to give up, this Gwendolyn Brooks poem gives me an anchor.

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

screenshot from the pokemon anime wherein pokemon are relaxing and flying around

the pokemon trapinch and sandygast are relaxing on a snorlax

Starting a Parks & Rec rewatch to spend some time with goodhearted public servants

Kangaskhan appearing to have its arm around a Lapras in Pokémon Go

they’re a cute couple

Me pointing to a starry night sky next to my telescope.

maybe humans should just look at the sky more often

3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you.

3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough

4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby

Oh my GOD. At a restaurant, and the next table was getting a bit rowdy. The waitress went over to them and said "Do you guys need anything else??" Then turns to the rowdiest person and adds "You're not allowed to answer :)"

I can't believe I witnessed this level of sass in the wild

liberals love to complain when there’s protests under democratic presidents and then love to complain when there is not immediately larger protests under a republican president. the throughline is they don’t participate in either of them

screenshot of masked growlithe robbing a workplace

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

I’m a part time librarian and I just want to echo what I’ve seen other librarians say recently: there is a HUGE uptick in requests for social justice, climate justice, abolition, history, etc books and I just want to say nobody is giving up the fight. If anything people are fighting harder #library

St. Luigi.
Patron Saint of Victim of Greedy CEO's
Pray for us.

What are we holding on to, Sam? it's called a Molotov cocktail and you're gonna want to throw it fast

we wouldn't need "fast travel" if our game studios invested in accessible and affordable public transport infrastructure. skyrim should have a tram network. assassin's creed should have several regular bus routes. give ghost of tsushima a metro

Cleansing your timeline with the annual Minnesota Name-A-Snowplow contest:

Goodnight everyone
Pleiads star cluster