I don’t know, looks like you’re still completely engulfed in flames right now

Imma be in the gym a lot less while I’m taking these swimming lessons, and if I’m in there imma do workouts that help me in the pool🙂‍↕️

New gym bag🥹

Had to cancel today’s swimming lesson since it’s a little too cold outside, so we’re back in the gym today!!

As someone that used to hate the Christ on his PB&J‘s, I was hyped when I found out about their existence. But it turns out they weren’t shit.🤣

As far as I remember, Southwest doesn’t have a lounge room for their passengers, and I don’t think they necessarily have a “first class“ option either. But I’m wondering if there’s even that much of a difference in first class in general compared to other tiers aside from refunds, checked bags, etc.

If I’m being honest, so far, it hasn’t felt that much different compared to Southwest aside from some extra legroom. And I’ve actually never flown internationally (at least not yet).

The other significant difference for me is the United Club option, that lounge you can buy a pass to chill in

I’m definitely a southwest flyer. But whenever I want to try to spoil myself while going on a special occasion trip like my birthday, I’ll try to fly United.

Damn BlueSky just decided it was the World Wide Day of Play 🤣

“Danger comes with the job”⚡️🚨🚁🟢🤠

Bluesky obviously wants us to have a Worldwide Day of Play like Nickelodeon use to do back in the day…

GOOD GRIEF HE’S NAKED

Ooh😮‍💨

Anybody up rn? Imma just do my obligatory lizard wave to say hi lol

She told me she has a pain kink so I made her watch The Tales of Ba Sing Se and Appa’s Lost Days on a loop

They said no music, but they didn’t say anything about no TV shows👀👀👀👀

Y’all, Gustavo from Big Time Rush said he liked my shirt🔥🔥🔥🔥

Mutual masturbation on FaceTime would heal me.

I’m the type to wanna make a movie anyways. Might as well add the camera🤭

If you clock in I might clock in with you👀

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You dooooooooooooo

Yessss. I wanna hear those impulsive thoughts. Tell me what you really want and I just might be crazy enough to give it to you right then and there🤭🤭🤭

Man hope so too because I’m trying to be generous 😩😩😩😩

Hey there God. It’s me again

Put your titty in my mouth while I finger you

And taste 🙂‍↕️

A pretty 🐱 is a top 5 sight to see

I’ve always liked the thought of a girl reading her smut and masturbating while enjoying it. She could read it out loud while in person or on the phone and replace the names of the characters with ours 😮‍💨

Definitely blocking in mine too. I leave the dialogue up to just ad libbing though🤭